[text] Survey Time
Hi, everyone. Fred Burkle here. I'm trying to gather information about everyone, so I can get a good idea how our real population is put together. I'm hoping that with this data, we can work out why we're all here, and maybe extrapolate patterns for staying, for glitching, etc, from there. I'll hold onto the raw data myself, for the sake of
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To start off, please give me your:
Age? 152
Gender? Male
Species? Vampire
1. How long have you been here in Taxon? About five months now.
2. What is your home world/dimension/universe like? Any unique details would be appreciated. I think you know that one.
3. Do you have any special abilities or characteristics (anything unusual for your world)? About normal for a vampire my age, except for the soul. Oh, and the ability to taste food. Apparently most can't do that.
4. What sort of job did you have back home, and what do you do here? Both about the same. You know, fighting evil.
5. How many people from your dimension are also here, right now? Pretty sure you know this one.
6. Have you ever talked with the 'hamsters'? If so, what have they said? Nope.
7. How many times have you been glitched? Twice.
8. What have you been glitched with, and how long did each glitch last? Got turned into my pre-vampire self for a few days, and lost my soul for a week and ( ... )
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The food thing always confused me- do you have any idea why you were allowed to keep your taste buds?
I'm sort of guessing a lot of people here will put 'fighting evil' in their job descriptions.
I'm sort of wondering if the scale thing was a good idea- I feel the same way, really. I mean, I'm glad to not have my brain collapsed, but if there was some way to not get Illyria-fied, I'd like to go back.
...what's your opinion of chocolate chips in brownies?
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Yeah, that's definitely one of the positive bits. I really, really don't want you dying. I could find Buffy back home. It wouldn't be too hard. But you? You're gone. I just... if you ever do end up going home, don't touch any sarcophaguses. Better yet, shove Knox's face into the bloody sarcophagus.
Definitely in favor.
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You know, when I first got here, it was right before I touched that thing? I just barely dodged that fate, but that just means I'm going to hold onto my life that much harder. And if I ever do get back to that time and place- well, let's just say there's a strain of Vibrio vulnificus superior with Knox's name on it.
All right, that's a go for chocolate chips. I've never done that before, but it just sounds yummy.
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I'm sure you'll do brilliantly at it.
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