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[likeajoan]

[ There's some vaguely ambient sounds in the background here, clinking glasses and faint music. Apparently it's a slow night, because Buffy has the time to consult the tablet. She doesn't sound terribly thrilled, and there are reasons for this. ]

Hey, does anybody know how to get red wine out of formerly-shiny white cashmere-blend?

[ And a pause. ]

And does anybody else think it's weird that nothing's blown up for a while?