[ last time she saw that face, dawn was informing jayne about the secret whore cabal. this, however, is very clearly not jayne. so instead of trolling right away, helpful hints on how to survive in taxon are the order of the day. ]
Do you practice the creepy thing? Because it's paying off. [ ...okay maybe a little trolling. ] I don't think the hamsters care, though, so it's kind of wasted. Welcome to Taxon.
He quips sarcastically, trying to figure out how this new gal fits into his abduction scenario.
"Gotta say that the 'aliens are behind it but they're hamsters' excuse isn't working for me. I'm no moron, I've had clearance which includes the incidents at Roswell, but this...this takes the cake when it comes to credibility."
Your mark was totally reached. Really well, actually. Very Bond villain.
[ and because sometimes the new people deal better with a face rather than a disembodied voice, dawn switches over to visual and waves. looking harmless and friendly is supposed to help in these situations. ]
"Okay, point. I'm a pro kidnappee and--" Mid-sentence, Dawn's reassuring smile turns into naked, nerdy glee. "Wait, wait. Roswell was real?"
You can lead a geek to shoe obsession, but you can't make that not be seriously cool.
[ last time she saw that face, dawn was informing jayne about the secret whore cabal. this, however, is very clearly not jayne. so instead of trolling right away, helpful hints on how to survive in taxon are the order of the day. ]
Do you practice the creepy thing? Because it's paying off. [ ...okay maybe a little trolling. ] I don't think the hamsters care, though, so it's kind of wasted. Welcome to Taxon.
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"Don't know what you mean. Creepy? Like how?" Then he gives her a double take. "Hamsters? Are you high?"
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[ dawn just laughs. ]
Not even a little. We used to think they were aliens, but then the hamsters came out to yell at us. Trust me, it's less crazy than it sounds.
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He quips sarcastically, trying to figure out how this new gal fits into his abduction scenario.
"Gotta say that the 'aliens are behind it but they're hamsters' excuse isn't working for me. I'm no moron, I've had clearance which includes the incidents at Roswell, but this...this takes the cake when it comes to credibility."
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[ and because sometimes the new people deal better with a face rather than a disembodied voice, dawn switches over to visual and waves. looking harmless and friendly is supposed to help in these situations. ]
"Okay, point. I'm a pro kidnappee and--" Mid-sentence, Dawn's reassuring smile turns into naked, nerdy glee. "Wait, wait. Roswell was real?"
You can lead a geek to shoe obsession, but you can't make that not be seriously cool.
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