[visual ] (accidental) / [ location: royal chambers of camelot ]

[trainedprat]

Arthur is standing on top of a castle turret, against the backdrop of a pure blue sky. He's in full armor, elegantly waving a sword about. It's all very dramatic. It becomes even moreso when the delicate strains of a ballad begin to play, and he starts singing. Sometimes there are theatrical chest-clutching gestures.

♫ When I was a prince in Camelot

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[voice]

[rude_not_ginger]

[bursts into hysterical laughter]

[voice]

[trainedprat]

Oh yes, ha-dee-ha. Hilarious.

[Arthur is so unhappy right now.]

[voice]

[rude_not_ginger]

[continued laughter]

That is brilliant. Oh, it makes my stomach hurt! Do you do anything by the Beatles, too? Can I make a request?

[voice]

[trainedprat]

Only if I can request that you shut up. Forever.

[voice]

[rude_not_ginger]

Request away!

And I'd like..."Here Comes The Sun". Do you know that one?

[voice]

[trainedprat]

No.

[This is through gritted teeth.]

[voice]

[rude_not_ginger]

Don't know it? That's all right.

How about "She's So Heavy". That's a favorite of mine.

[machine]

[trainedprat]

Arthur Pendragon is not available to take your call at the moment. Please leave a message after the tone.

[voice]

[rude_not_ginger]

Hello! I actually think you should do "Revolution", brilliant song, that.

[voice]

[rude_not_ginger]

Oh, this is the Doctor, by the way.

[voice]

[rude_not_ginger]

I actually wasn't aware that you could leave voicemail on these things! Brilliant, in case you're not there!

[voice]

[rude_not_ginger]

Not that I'm implying you're actually there and not replying to me.

[voice]

[rude_not_ginger]

Are you?

[voice]

[rude_not_ginger]

Nah, that would be downright rude.

[voice]

[rude_not_ginger]

That was also the Doctor, by the way.

[voice]

[rude_not_ginger]

Not that I think people wouldn't be rude to me, I just think that it would be rude if you're not answering.