Oh, look, a visual that's not accidental for once. Dean doesn't do very many of these, but honestly, he's bored out of his freaking mind, he's tired of lurking around Buffy's castle feeling sorry for himself (or at least, he's ready to pretend like he is), and he needs some fresh air. So, Dean's rolling out of bed, turning on his tablet as he does
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Nice tonsils.
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"Thanks, man. Gotta take pride in something."
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Good thing this thing doesn't transfer smell, huh?
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"Smells fine, thanks. And what, your breath smells like maple syrup in the morning? Sorry dude, I don't care if you're Canadian, doesn't work that way."
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Apparently it is Dean-is-a-five-year-old Day.
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"So nobody can piss us off but... you?" Riiight. "That's probably asking for trouble."
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"Didn't say I was aiming for pissing you bloodsuckers off, but hell, if you wanna go for the gold, try it." No, see, it makes sense in Dean's head. If he pisses the vampires off, they'll be more likely to go for him, and he'll get a fight. And also protect the other people from being chewed on.
Truce? What truce?
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He kind of raises his eyebrows, shrugging his shoulders upwards. The picture of slightly sarcastic innocence. "But good luck with finding a use for that crossbow..."
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"Yeah, bet I will." Pause, then: "I got a big, sparkly target to aim for."
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"A crossbow, though? What century is this?"
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"That's what I asked Bendy, but hell. You go for a few years killing vampires with machetes and the crossbow actually starts to sound kind of sweet."
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Enfys discards all of that except the part that interests her. (Well, all right, she also notes 'oh, hunter'.)
"What's your range with the crossbow, champ?"
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"Not bad. I'm better with a machete."
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"Ditto that," she approves, leaning forward over her knees. (Stop sitting on the table, Enfys, you have chairs. You even have a fucking four poster bed in there. Why is your arse on the table.) "Give me something with edges and I'm your girl, but give me a gun and the best I'm gonna do is pistolwhip somebody."
There's a moment of thoughtful silence.
"I've always wanted to do that, actually."
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"It's pretty awesome, actually," Dean replies. "Not as badass as they make it look in the movies, but Hollywood's got a lot of crap wrong, anyway. Name's Dean, don't think we've met."
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