oo3 → fuck bitches, get money [ visual ] / [ location: ethan's church ]
For the past couple of months - give or take - Ethan Rayne has been in the possession of Taxon's alien overlords, all unknowing. He eventually comes to in the renovated church that he affectionately calls 'delicious blasphemy' (he probably means home - you'd get it if you knew his mother, what a woman), reclining indolently on the floor with his half-unbuttoned shirt that probably isn't the alien's fault, actually, he's just like that.
After figuring out roughly how much time has passed ('it's been a while since that's happened to me and I hadn't even got out the good drugs yet'), Ethan meanders toward his tablet and hits 'on'.
"So," he drawls, "who wants to do me a favour and make sure I've not been unnaturally impregnated with something out of a Sigourney Weaver film? Going once, going twice...doesn't that woman have fantastic breasts?"
Yes, he's back.