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023: [visual] public service announcement- not even locked

Dec 24, 2009 16:35

The tablet flickers on to reveal an uncharacteristically and somewhat excessively happy-looking Buffy, who apparently has something to say. Whilst beaming.

"Hi Taxon! I'm Bond. James Bond." Pause, before she bursts into a minor giggling fit. "Kidding! Really I'm Buffy. Summers, specifically-- and I just wanted to let you guys know that I'm ( Read more... )

{ elle bishop, { dawn summers, drusilla (au), buffy summers, { max guevara, { dexter mcduff, glitch, { levi blakely, { james t. kirk, { godric, { buffy summers (au1), { leonard mccoy, { angel, { cordelia chase

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[voice] levilup December 24 2009, 16:44:18 UTC

[... wat.]

So you mean to say that there's two of you running around? Oh, fantastic news. I'm so excited. [yeah, but he doesn't sound that way.]

[voice] likeajoan December 24 2009, 17:59:10 UTC

[Sadly, Levi's sarcasm doesn't register with Buffy-- or if it does, she just doesn't CARE.]

Yup, that's right. Two of little old me. Isn't it wonderful? I think you'll like other-me. She's a vampire, like you! You could have vampiric fun together-- y'know, compare fangs, discuss the pros and cons of different blood types...

levilup December 25 2009, 23:34:51 UTC

Come to think of it, I had met another one of you already, though we didn't speak extensively. I had thought she was you, to be quite honest.

[And now he sounds amused.] ... Is that what you think vampires discuss when they're alone?

likeajoan December 28 2009, 01:56:10 UTC

Oh, that's an easy mistake-- she is me. Well, sort of. It's a whole complicated 'road not taken' alternate reality deal. I could explain it to you, but the explanation would involve shrimp.

[yeah, don't look for the logic there. THERE IS NONE.]

Honestly, I never really thought about it-- I always just assumed there's a lot of cackling and... diabolical planning and discussion of whose coffin is bigger. Maybe not in that order.

levilup December 28 2009, 02:13:17 UTC

... Shrimp. [wat.] I won't ask, and spare myself the headache.

Perhaps your vampires do that, but I'm not a villain from a silent black-and-white film. I do not tie young women to railroad tracks and I certainly have no mustache to curl evilly. Nor will I ever.

likeajoan December 28 2009, 02:27:04 UTC

Probably a wise decision. [VERY MUCH SO.]

That's good to hear. Although I think you could pull off a good ol' fashioned handlebar. Just throwing that out there.

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[3/3] levilup December 28 2009, 03:19:46 UTC

... I would rather you keep your opinions to yourself, Barbie. [B|]

[1/LOL] likeajoan December 28 2009, 13:00:25 UTC

You got it, champ. [That's not even sarcasm.]

Missing out on a good look though...

levilup December 28 2009, 18:39:25 UTC

Fantastic.

So, am I allowed to ask why you're so happy? I don't think I've ever seen you quite so... enthusiastic.

likeajoan December 28 2009, 23:10:55 UTC

Of course you're allowed, it's a free country-- well. Figuratively speaking, considering all the kidnap and captivity and stuff. But anyway, as for the happy, I don't know-- it's like I suddenly have this whole new 'make lemonade' philosophy. It's a good philosophy. Plus? Light and refreshing and an excellent source of Vitamin C.

levilup December 29 2009, 01:20:33 UTC

Has anyone ever told you that you talk a lot?

likeajoan December 29 2009, 01:52:54 UTC

...it's been suggested.

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