[voice]Listen up

[c_lassiter_sbpd]

[Carlton turned on his tablet to the voice setting, not really feeling like showing his face currently. He had plans to shape Taxon up - not that he had shared them with anyone. The latest tablet buzz about yet another set of attacks had only helped him decide that there was no time like the present. He was in this Taxon place - so he might as well do the only thing he was good at. Maybe there would be a few who might join up? If not, he could do it alone. Or die trying.]

Alright, folks. I've only been here a little while now, but it's already easy to see that you all need a little law and a lot of order around this place.

So here's where I come in. Detective Carlton Lassiter, Santa Barbara Police Department. If you're interested in shaping this place up, feel free to contact me with this. Thing. Otherwise, keep your nose clean.

[ooc - Carlton is making a bit of an ass out of himself and doesn't fully realize it.]