Here is Mal, thankfully not smashing things in a rage this time around, but instead absorbed in a much more sedate activity. Said activity involves the kitchen table on board Serenity, and a frankly bizarre array of ingredients spread out across it, with a mixing jug in the middle. He appears to be doing something ungodly involving high protein
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"Captain Hammer?" she asks, wrinkling her nose in shock. "I - what are you doing?"
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"I can assure you that whoever this 'Captain Hammer' guy is, he's not me, and I don't intend to freeze and/or death ray you. Name's Malcolm Reynolds and I'm... makin' a beverage. Badly."
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She leans forward, as if trying to discern what's going on, what ingredients he's throwing into the drink. "I'd offer to help, but, um, I'm not sure what you're making." Or what any of the ingredients are.
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He casts a look at the impressive mess around him, before answering. "I'm not positive there's any amount of help could redeem this anyhow. It's called 'Mudder's Milk'-- s'posed to keep mud workers hale and hearty, and get 'em pleasantly inebriated at the same time."
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She almost says something about his accent then, too, but bites her lip and reminds herself that it's painfully impolite. "Here. I mean, there are other things to drink, aren't there?" Her eyebrows suddenly crook as she seems to realize that she is not exactly looking into a normal room. "Wait.. where are you?"
So many questions today, Penny. You'll have to excuse her, Mal: she's new.
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"Oh, there's plenty-- guess I was just tryin' for a taste of home. Not my home, 'cause thankfully I ain't from Canton-- but somebody's." The questions are not exactly unwelcome, and he's not unduly bothered by them, don't worry.
"I'm in the kitchen on board my ship." He answers, genially.
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"You have a kitchen. On a ship. Okay," she says, then shakes her head and laughs at herself. "Billy brought a laundromat, you brought a ship. I brought a book." A pause. "I'd offer to try the mudder's milk, but, like you said, it doesn't seem like it's going so well." Another pause, and she suddenly looks serious. "Have you been here long?"
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He shrugs, glancing over the assorted debris on the table before him. "Well, you're welcome to come and try it if you got the inclination." Mal is pretty picky about who he lets on board the ship, but Penny seems nice enough. "A few months or so. How about you?"
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She seems to contemplate his offer for a moment, before shaking her head. "I appreciate the offer, but I'd probably get lost. Just been here a week or so, and besides, I wouldn't want to offend you by not liking it." Penny grins a little lopsidedly at him. "I'll let you get back to your, uh-" she lifts her eyebrows good-naturedly at him "-drink. I'll probably - maybe? - see you around, Malcolm?"
Well, at least she's meeting people. Important to do in a place like this, right?
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"Oh, I don't offend easy-- but that's understandable." He nods, giving her a friendly half-smile. "Just a week, huh? Welcome, in that case. And sure, be seein' you, Penny-- just 'Mal' is fine."
Yes indeed, important to do, unless one particularly enjoys being a recluse.
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