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003: [Holo/Location: Merlotte's] This ain't a public request, bitches.

Sep 22, 2009 23:24

If you could smell through the Tablets, then damn you'd be smellin' some mighty fine burgers right about now. Unknowingly, at first, to Lafayette, the Tablet turns on while he's frying food in the kitchen of Merlotte's. Not that the bar's particularly full of people who have more than half a brain lodged in their heads. But nonetheless, ( Read more... )

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[Voice] oldoldghost September 23 2009, 15:45:55 UTC

Blow up dolls? Best description I've ever heard of them.

[Voice] survivor_first September 23 2009, 17:09:06 UTC

'Cept you get better action from the doll.

Re: [Voice] oldoldghost September 23 2009, 18:04:08 UTC

I wouldn't know really; suppose that's definitely true though- at least with them you probably don't expect them to act alive.

[Voice] survivor_first September 23 2009, 21:21:29 UTC

Makes me 'preciate those damn rednecks just a little bit more, that's for sure.

Re: [Voice] oldoldghost September 24 2009, 09:49:57 UTC

At least they had opinions all the time; instead of randomly getting them when asked.

[Voice] survivor_first September 25 2009, 03:34:04 UTC

Fucked up opinions, maybe. But yeah, I feel you. Cookie cutter answers, from these mo'fuckers.

Re: [Voice] oldoldghost September 25 2009, 21:39:23 UTC

Nobody sensible would disagree with that; but these folk aren't bastards- just extremely creepy and brainless.

[Voice] survivor_first September 26 2009, 22:32:16 UTC

Got that right. Wide-eyed stares that aren't phased with nothin'.

Re: [Voice] oldoldghost September 26 2009, 23:32:27 UTC

'S fuckin' creepy really; could at least show some expression but they're just brainwashed or something.

[Voice] survivor_first September 28 2009, 02:10:01 UTC

He nods, giving them another look. "Ain't nothin' home there. You know they whisper and shit or somethin' and you can't hear a single fuckin' word unless you all up close."

Re: [Voice] oldoldghost September 28 2009, 20:59:18 UTC

Yeah, their conversations are made of nothing and that really bugs me- they don't say nothin', they don't think nothin'... You'd think that the overlords would've found better things.

[Voice] survivor_first September 28 2009, 23:16:23 UTC

Shit if that ain't the truth, baby.

Re: [Voice] oldoldghost September 30 2009, 19:16:37 UTC

Course it is; damned things ain't even interesting- can't even get 'em riled unless you really focus; they notice nothing.

[Voice] survivor_first October 1 2009, 17:48:34 UTC

Tested that shit out for myself. Big ol' burly white man politely declined my, uh, advances. Shoot, no one politely declines none of that shit where I'm from.

Re: [Voice] oldoldghost October 2 2009, 22:57:51 UTC

What; they either try and shoot you or accept immediately? I've noticed sort of the same thing; people see me carrying a great big sword around and they don't even run away- it almost takes the fun out of it.

[Voice] survivor_first October 4 2009, 14:53:21 UTC

Great big sword, huh? Now tell me that's no euphemism, 'cause you don't sound like you carryin' around great big swords.

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