Jul 29, 2005 17:10
I love how you can be in europe for one month, and people want a going away party. This rocks
The silliest thing is the greek man's obsession over blonde women. No matter how nasty she is, they will prefer her over any brunette. WTF is this. I would very much appreciate a 3 day woman trade between america and greece. We get intelligent, you get cute (not). Fair trade.
Me iassi and christie went to the hard rock cafe last night, this is my first hard rock experience, and it is probably my last. What a lame place. One good thing about america is that we know that rock and roll cannot have greek lyrics. ANother is the cocktails. In greece, and I hear in most of europe the whole going out for cocktails thing is not so common. So the prices are retarded. 7 euros for a gin/tonic. But I couldn't resist. I guess this is pretty consistent everywhere. The funnier thing is the logic behind this. You'd think a long island would be like 15 euros, but guess what. It's 7 euros. WTF. Iassi (I don't even know if this is how you spell this name but I prefer it) has never had a long island, and instantly fell in love. That's right you german beerguzzler, long islands kick your upper thighs. The lady at the hard rock was really rad though. She came and sat with us for a half hour or so because she apparently knew we were worth talking to, she must do lots of LSD to have gained this insight, I mean gosh, she had dreadlocks, my mom would be convinced. anyway She complained about the music they play here, so I said "well if you had a jukebox on, I could put roundabout on and watch all the poustis leave." and she said exactly the best thing here, "well it'd be good for us at least." It's really funny to hang out with these people, they would definitely fit in with our group of friends, in fact I think everyone I've met would. I'm glad I ran into these chicks not for the convenience as you might think this notorious S.M.A.L.L. would think, but because my spinal tap friends are in crete for the next few days. eff that.
I still must say, even though long islands rock, and gin/tonics... the best is buying a crapload of amstel or some other self-degrading liquid and simply walking around wherever you want, or on the bus, and boozing it up, and ain't no one gonna hold me town
wow, way to tie it together
I am addicted to being rambunctious here... but it has its limits, for example this city could not handle someone like Jane... even BJ might get some weird looks, like the "I want to bone you" kinds. I don't know about that man, stay away from here... since this LJ post is proceedingly less sense making I must hit the showers with my fist and kiss the monitor in the bum bye ybye