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lol, jay leno is so funny. he did a survey to ask parents and grandparents in an amusement park a bunch of questions to see if they were "hip". and one grandpa was like "yea i'm hype -- i mean hip" and jay asked one mom if she knew what "peeps" were and she was like "oh, they're those little marshmallow things... i love those!"
and then he asked some other mom, who was a crossing guard and a stay-at-home mom:
"what's a blunt"
"it's a... cigarette... that's illegal"
"oh really, illegal huh?"
"yea, i don't want to admit that i know what a blunt is"
"okay, then, what's a 40"
"it's a really big beer"
"all right"
"-- that you drink out of a paper bag"
"okay then"
"-- in a park"
"okay, so you've got your blunt in one hand, and a 40 in the other, and someone yells that the 5-0 is coming... what do you do next?"
"you throw one in one direction and the other in the other direction and you run like heck!"
lol... "hip" mom indeed
note: nicole richie is so much cooler than paris hilton, and louis c.k. is HILARIOUS! but not on his tv show
and then he asked some other mom, who was a crossing guard and a stay-at-home mom:
"what's a blunt"
"it's a... cigarette... that's illegal"
"oh really, illegal huh?"
"yea, i don't want to admit that i know what a blunt is"
"okay, then, what's a 40"
"it's a really big beer"
"all right"
"-- that you drink out of a paper bag"
"okay then"
"-- in a park"
"okay, so you've got your blunt in one hand, and a 40 in the other, and someone yells that the 5-0 is coming... what do you do next?"
"you throw one in one direction and the other in the other direction and you run like heck!"
lol... "hip" mom indeed
note: nicole richie is so much cooler than paris hilton, and louis c.k. is HILARIOUS! but not on his tv show