Ouchy Teeth and Holes in My Mouth
Right now, all I want, in the whole wide world, is:
- toothpaste
- with fluoride!!
- without SLS
- with remineralization for sensitive teeth
- that doesn't taste yucky*
*optional, I hate mint but would still weep weep with joy if I found one that checked the other boxes even if it tasted awful
I was literally considering importing an $80 toothpaste from Japan, but then I saw that it had SLS.
(I feel obliged to add, in case some wandering trickster wanders by, that "all I want in the whole wide world was hyperbole, and I will continue to have ouchy teeth and canker sores rather than risk certain other things...)