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My Notes, Taken Today in Social Science Class:
I like to write in cursive to entertain myself during boring lectures. I wish I had nearter handwriting but I totally don't. The old guy has a pony tail haha that's funny.
Russia becomes world's greatest debtor. Sucks for peasants.
Burning and looting woot woot.
IV Rise of Urban Proletariat
A. Smells like poo.
B. Workers had no rights, healthcare, unions I think red haired guy has definite potential in my SED section but WHY WHY WHY IS THAT HIS NAME???
C. Zubatov and Okhrana: police cheif of Tsar's this totally sounds like those Slovakian girls at work is Slovakian the same thing as Russian secret police, damp stamp camp lamp down peasant revolution.
I have to pee so bad.
V 1905 Revolution
A. Gapon's petition: undercover cop that "went native" and became advocate of workers.
B. Bloody Sunday
- Isn't that a U2 song?
- Tsar waged war on Japon STUPID STUPID STUPID was complete disaster, war triggers revolution which concludes with Sundaaaaay bloody sunday it IS a U2 song! peasants go to Tsar with huge procession, which is gretted by Tsar's military
- Oops. Military kills ppl, fuck you Tsar REVOLUTION TIME!!!
C. October Manifesto-Dumo
- elections (yay!), civil rights (yay!), Lindsay is SO BORED (yay... wait. What?)
- Tsar signed (yay Tsar!) but never honored (CAD CAD CAD), wasn't a constitution because that was a dirty word with Tsar not unlike vagina or shit or poopyhead.
- someone or other wanted to preserve Tsarist autocracy (OMG ANASTASIA THAT'S WHY I KNOW THAT WORD) convinced Tsar (ha!) to give peasants a stake in the future. Stolypin.
VI New Political Parties. I like parties. Balloons! Yay!
A. constitutional democrats: wanted gov't like Britain because ENGLAND IS SO COOL YESSSSSS (bourgeois)
B. Social Revolutionaries: opposed Capitalism, anti Marxist, kindo of terrorist-esque THOSE DAMN NAUGHTY BUNNIES favored peasantry even though they smelled like poop.
C. RSDP: Marxists
la la la tell me class is almost over FIVE MORE MINUTES??? That's an enternity! Oh yeah Marx. Some were terrorists, favored proletariets in power, I've learned this about 400 billion times. Yay done!
I like to write in cursive to entertain myself during boring lectures. I wish I had nearter handwriting but I totally don't. The old guy has a pony tail haha that's funny.
Russia becomes world's greatest debtor. Sucks for peasants.
Burning and looting woot woot.
IV Rise of Urban Proletariat
A. Smells like poo.
B. Workers had no rights, healthcare, unions I think red haired guy has definite potential in my SED section but WHY WHY WHY IS THAT HIS NAME???
C. Zubatov and Okhrana: police cheif of Tsar's this totally sounds like those Slovakian girls at work is Slovakian the same thing as Russian secret police, damp stamp camp lamp down peasant revolution.
I have to pee so bad.
V 1905 Revolution
A. Gapon's petition: undercover cop that "went native" and became advocate of workers.
B. Bloody Sunday
- Isn't that a U2 song?
- Tsar waged war on Japon STUPID STUPID STUPID was complete disaster, war triggers revolution which concludes with Sundaaaaay bloody sunday it IS a U2 song! peasants go to Tsar with huge procession, which is gretted by Tsar's military
- Oops. Military kills ppl, fuck you Tsar REVOLUTION TIME!!!
C. October Manifesto-Dumo
- elections (yay!), civil rights (yay!), Lindsay is SO BORED (yay... wait. What?)
- Tsar signed (yay Tsar!) but never honored (CAD CAD CAD), wasn't a constitution because that was a dirty word with Tsar not unlike vagina or shit or poopyhead.
- someone or other wanted to preserve Tsarist autocracy (OMG ANASTASIA THAT'S WHY I KNOW THAT WORD) convinced Tsar (ha!) to give peasants a stake in the future. Stolypin.
VI New Political Parties. I like parties. Balloons! Yay!
A. constitutional democrats: wanted gov't like Britain because ENGLAND IS SO COOL YESSSSSS (bourgeois)
B. Social Revolutionaries: opposed Capitalism, anti Marxist, kindo of terrorist-esque THOSE DAMN NAUGHTY BUNNIES favored peasantry even though they smelled like poop.
C. RSDP: Marxists
la la la tell me class is almost over FIVE MORE MINUTES??? That's an enternity! Oh yeah Marx. Some were terrorists, favored proletariets in power, I've learned this about 400 billion times. Yay done!