time doesn't slow down for those who dream... i wake only to hear you scream...
badbonzaikitten: i wanna be the first kid on the block with a ukelele
xxxxx: psh
xxxxx: everybodys got a ukelele
badbonzaikitten: damn.
badbonzaikitten: well i want an electric mandolin!
badbonzaikitten: with a Very Large Amp
xxxxx: lol
xxxxx: go for it
xxxxx: will you be in my band? you can play the bailalaika and sing in a made-up language.
xxxxx: score!
badbonzaikitten: we'll call ourselves the eccentrics
badbonzaikitten: and play in coffee shops
xxxxx: oooh good name
badbonzaikitten: and when we sell out [which of course we will]
badbonzaikitten: we'll play at barnes and noble
....
badbonzaikitten: so. back to the CFF fan base we'll have to attract.
xxxxx: lol
xxxxx: ok, first learn an instrument
xxxxx: thats step one
badbonzaikitten: we must have a really horrid singer who is dashing [somewhat] and odd.
xxxxx: x-x-x-x?
badbonzaikitten: okay so he's at the ready.
xxxxx: he's a horrid singer
xxxxx: and somewhat dashing
badbonzaikitten: surprise, surprise.
xxxxx: lol
badbonzaikitten: okay. so he can play synthesizer. or just dance really awkwardly,
xxxxx: or sing
xxxxx: and be awkward
xxxxx: like the lead singer of REM
badbonzaikitten: or thom yorke
xxxxx: haha
badbonzaikitten: and his weird tourrete's twitchy dance
badbonzaikitten: where he convulses on the stage
badbonzaikitten: x-x-x-x will just shout out wierd insults.
badbonzaikitten: and we'll call it "political commentary"
xxxxx: genius
badbonzaikitten: and we'll sellout exclusively to itunes.
badbonzaikitten: or maybe launch. they'll have to pay us big bucks.
badbonzaikitten: which we of course donate to a "save-the-vegans" fund to supply tofu to emaciated vegans.
on another note, i'm a complete moron.
[...a sweet manipulation]
xxxxx: psh
xxxxx: everybodys got a ukelele
badbonzaikitten: damn.
badbonzaikitten: well i want an electric mandolin!
badbonzaikitten: with a Very Large Amp
xxxxx: lol
xxxxx: go for it
xxxxx: will you be in my band? you can play the bailalaika and sing in a made-up language.
xxxxx: score!
badbonzaikitten: we'll call ourselves the eccentrics
badbonzaikitten: and play in coffee shops
xxxxx: oooh good name
badbonzaikitten: and when we sell out [which of course we will]
badbonzaikitten: we'll play at barnes and noble
....
badbonzaikitten: so. back to the CFF fan base we'll have to attract.
xxxxx: lol
xxxxx: ok, first learn an instrument
xxxxx: thats step one
badbonzaikitten: we must have a really horrid singer who is dashing [somewhat] and odd.
xxxxx: x-x-x-x?
badbonzaikitten: okay so he's at the ready.
xxxxx: he's a horrid singer
xxxxx: and somewhat dashing
badbonzaikitten: surprise, surprise.
xxxxx: lol
badbonzaikitten: okay. so he can play synthesizer. or just dance really awkwardly,
xxxxx: or sing
xxxxx: and be awkward
xxxxx: like the lead singer of REM
badbonzaikitten: or thom yorke
xxxxx: haha
badbonzaikitten: and his weird tourrete's twitchy dance
badbonzaikitten: where he convulses on the stage
badbonzaikitten: x-x-x-x will just shout out wierd insults.
badbonzaikitten: and we'll call it "political commentary"
xxxxx: genius
badbonzaikitten: and we'll sellout exclusively to itunes.
badbonzaikitten: or maybe launch. they'll have to pay us big bucks.
badbonzaikitten: which we of course donate to a "save-the-vegans" fund to supply tofu to emaciated vegans.
on another note, i'm a complete moron.
[...a sweet manipulation]