The Women, pt. 3
Title: The Women
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (Ritchie films), Sherlock (BBC)
Rating: Currently G, could be R in later parts
Warnings: Some racism (from a 19th C. character)
Notes: The unquenchable so_shhy promised to write me notes from a multi-Sherlock crossover orgy if I set up the scene. I am easily led by temptation.
Summary: Irene and Mary are each more ( Read more... )
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes (Ritchie films), Sherlock (BBC)
Rating: Currently G, could be R in later parts
Warnings: Some racism (from a 19th C. character)
Notes: The unquenchable so_shhy promised to write me notes from a multi-Sherlock crossover orgy if I set up the scene. I am easily led by temptation.
Summary: Irene and Mary are each more ( Read more... )
IT'S OK IF YOU HATE IT
IT'S JUST ONE OF THOSE THINGS I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO SHARE WITH SOMEONE BEFORE
We need to write this novel. His name is James. Jeremy. Toby- no not Toby. That's my baby first-cousin-once-removed's name and his Aunty Sophia wouldn't do that to him. Jeremy and Freya met in a floodway off a river at the bottom of the Rich Person Suburb. Jeremy was checking out a bird's nest in the tunnel. He didn't want to touch the babies in case the mother abandoned them. Freya told him it was okay the mother wouldn't abandon them, that was an urban myth, but he probably shouldn't touch them anyway because she'd seen something on TV by this religious fundamentalist who said "everything humans touch, they destroy". Then there was a flash flood and Jeremy heard it coming and Freya pulled them both out because she could swim better. The nest was destroyed.
Yes! Yes! A debutante ball! I get to write about CLOTHES! And robots! The key difference in the rich peoples' implants is that they're invisible, you have to talk to them to realise that they're augmented. Because in this society the rich are assured that it's their minds that set them apart from the working class. Like that's not a metaphor for the real world at all no.
CYBERCOCK... NOW WITH HANDY RETRACTION SO YOU'RE PREPARED FOR WHATEVER YOUR PARTNER WANTS. Um yeah I wouldn't mind trying that out if it wasn't too expensive. Can you test drive these implants? And yes, this is a future where the body is so malleable that sex as a physical trait is a thing of the past! ...and at the same time, gender roles are even more extreme and enhanced, because people can take them to such greater heights! AND YOU WILL WRITE THE SEX SCENES PLZ.
Fuck my PhD let's run away to Italy and write this novel.
Stargate was awesome, I am a huge fan. I remember watching the original movie several times before the TV show came out, and then being really confused because Richard Dean Anderson and Kurt Russell played the same character? Or am I making that up? Anyway, the point is, I watched the odd episode of Atlantis and I LOVE Rodney McKay. Have you seen the actor in The Cube? All I remember about that movie is "Canadians make fucked up horror, man". It's good though, definitely one of my favourite horror/sci-fi movies.
And I need to read more sports AUs. It makes me sad that there aren't more roller derby AUs because there aren't enough awesome female characters. Derby is the only sport I really love watching. We should just genderswap everyone solely for the purpose of derby AUs.
90s BOYBAND AU. "THOR IS THE HOT DANCER". I DON'T NEED TO HEAR MORE. LINK PLZ. NOW.
Omg Clint ;_; deaf musician and/or orphan. Don't hurt me like this, Clint. Why you gotta exist being all sad-history and all.
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Oh the baby birds! And Freya's family was horrified that she risked her own life to save this wothless lower-class boy who would only end up as a mindless mobile power tool anyhow. What was his life worth compared to their little girl, who would grow up into a worthwhile member of society, as intelligent and beautiful as money could make her?
Clothes and robots... awesome combination.
OH GOD, that sex scene. Oh man, it's totally when she does get the cyber-cock implant because that's one of the most expensive (high status) ones. Her parents force her to get it. And once when he was angry about something he'd yelled that all upper-class augmentations were freakish, and the cyber-cock the most freakish of all, so now she has one she's humiliated. And he feels incredibly guilty and tries to convince her that there's nothing wrong with it, and asks to see it so he can tell her it isn't ugly... and OH MY GOD THIS IS SO WRONG WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Someone will read this over our shoulder in a cafe and Italy will kick us out.
Yay, Stargate fan high five! Rodney is wonderful in Atlantis in that he gets things wrong a whole lot through his arrogance, which never really gets smoothed out over the years in the way that most characters do, but he has these moments where he really is the only one who can save the day and he's working really hard and will you all please SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT'LL BE READY WHEN IT'S READY. Being smart is badass and I love him. I haven't seen the cube but I have heard it described by trembling friends with horror in their eyes, so I assume it makes an impression. Someone gets sliced into bits and lots of people die in other inventive ways, that was the take-home message. But I did see the actor in A Dog's Breakfast, which was bizarre and hilarious and generally just the right side of cringeingly embarrassing. I recommend it!
Heheh, I will dig out the 90s boyband AU for you, I think I subscribed to it on AO3 when the last chapter came out so I should get an email when it's updated.
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OMG YES. Holy shit, you're a genius. That is the saddest thing I've ever heard, because it's got self-hatred of one's sexuality wrapped up in a body image issue and soaked in the need for love and respect from one's friends. These poor babies, I really hope they're tough characters because otherwise they are not going to make it to the end of the book.
Rodney sounds amazing, I wish I could go on the TARDIS for a year and come back on the same day just so I could spend the time watching all the TV shows. The Doctor would find me in my TV nest and he'd just be like "Who are you and how long have you been squatting in my time machine???" and I'd be like "plz don't make me have adventures with you, I'm only up to season two of The Wire".
I LOOK FORWARD TO THE BOYBAND AU
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Hmm... do these kids end up together in this story, I wonder? Or does the fucked-up kid sex turn into happy buddy sex a la Clint and Nat, because they totally accept each other's augmentations and can enjoy each other's bodies with no angst?
It's so true. Apparrently Teen Wolf is the big up-and-coming slashy fandom, but I kind of get the feeling life is too short. Says the girl watching superhero cartoons.
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That reminds me, I need to watch... oh my God, I was going to say "Once Upon a Time" but I noticed I have 6 first seasons downloaded to my computer that I haven't watched yet. Maybe I'll try and get through Xena, The Thick of It, Jekyll, Parks and Rec, BBC Planet Earth and US Being Human before I start something new...
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ARGH GODDAMNIT.
But with more cybercock. Everything's better with cybercock. IT STILL HAS LITERARY VALUE.
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