It's that time of year
Click to view[9/11/2013 10:43:55 PM] tavanaka: it was like
[9/11/2013 10:44:00 PM] tavanaka: 90 plus humidity today
[9/11/2013 10:44:01 PM] tavanaka: so
[9/11/2013 10:44:09 PM] tavanaka: oh I had a weird dream
[9/11/2013 10:44:13 PM] tavanaka: where
[9/11/2013 10:44:17 PM] tavanaka: I was blacksmithing outside
[9/11/2013 10:44:19 PM] Lynx Amurie: ohboy here we go
[9/11/2013 10:44:28 PM] tavanaka: and my old blacksmithing teacher was there
[9/11/2013 10:44:31 PM] tavanaka: and
[9/11/2013 10:44:32 PM] tavanaka: there was
[9/11/2013 10:44:37 PM] tavanaka: a jaguar
[9/11/2013 10:44:40 PM] tavanaka: like, the cat
[9/11/2013 10:44:42 PM] tavanaka: just kind of
[9/11/2013 10:44:53 PM] tavanaka: chilling on this low concrete wall
[9/11/2013 10:44:56 PM] tavanaka: by some trees
[9/11/2013 10:45:00 PM] tavanaka: right above my forge
[9/11/2013 10:45:06 PM] tavanaka: and I was kinda like
[9/11/2013 10:45:11 PM] tavanaka: I was working
[9/11/2013 10:45:13 PM] tavanaka: and the whole time
[9/11/2013 10:45:16 PM] tavanaka: I was kinda like
[9/11/2013 10:45:18 PM] tavanaka: man
[9/11/2013 10:45:20 PM] tavanaka: this jaguar
[9/11/2013 10:45:24 PM] tavanaka: just kinda sitting here
[9/11/2013 10:45:27 PM] tavanaka: looking at me
[9/11/2013 10:45:33 PM] tavanaka: lounging about
[9/11/2013 10:45:38 PM] tavanaka: makin' me kind of uncomfortable
[9/11/2013 10:45:50 PM] tavanaka: and every now and then my teacher would chime in with some facts about jaguars
[9/11/2013 10:46:13 PM] Lynx Amurie: that's
fucking strange
[9/11/2013 10:46:26 PM] tavanaka:
yeah
[9/11/2013 10:46:33 PM] tavanaka: SO I WOKE UP FROM THAT
[9/11/2013 10:46:39 PM] tavanaka: and then I worked a bit
[9/11/2013 10:46:43 PM] tavanaka: no jaguars
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[12:53:25 PM] tavanaka: I had another one last night
[12:53:32 PM] tavanaka: this time I was back in NYC
[12:53:46 PM] tavanaka: out on the street as my dad was getting pizza
[12:54:43 PM] tavanaka: and I saw this guy groping this woman on a stoop and I was like what the fuck but I remembered there was a police officer around the corner so I went up to his squad car and was like "dude somebody is being molested around the corner"
[12:54:47 PM] tavanaka: and he looks at me
[12:54:52 PM] tavanaka: rolls down the window
[12:54:54 PM] tavanaka: and goes
[12:54:55 PM] tavanaka: FUCK YOU
[12:55:00 PM] tavanaka: and I'm like what
[12:56:09 PM] tavanaka: so I get into this big argument with him because apparently he's not allowed to do anything unless an actual felony occurs and I'm like RAPE IS PROBABLY ABOUT TO OCCUR IS THAT NOT A FELONY and then he threatened to arrest me so I just went
[12:56:14 PM] tavanaka: fuck it I'll deal with this myself
[12:56:20 PM] tavanaka: so I go back around the corner
[12:57:08 PM] tavanaka: and it turns out everything was fine because they were actually a couple and I watch them kiss each other goodbye and go to work
[12:57:18 PM] tavanaka: so I'm like
[12:57:19 PM] tavanaka: k
[12:57:45 PM] tavanaka: so I go into the subway and immediately get in an argument with some dudes because apparently I am carrying too many pillows
[12:58:09 PM] tavanaka: and it leads to fisticuffs and they both tackle me at the same time onto the subway tracks
[12:58:27 PM] tavanaka: I see the train coming and I go MAN MAN WE SHOULD REALLY SETTLE THIS ON THE PLATFORM THE TRAIN'S COMING
[12:58:38 PM] tavanaka: DON'T YOU SEE?! THIS IS JUST LIKE DJANGO UNCHAINED
[12:58:44 PM] tavanaka: which I have never seen, by the way
[12:59:06 PM] tavanaka: so they're like oh shit man he's right okay we're cool and we help each other back up onto the platform right as the train comes in
[12:59:34 PM] tavanaka: so then I go home
[12:59:44 PM] tavanaka: and I sit down to- get this- spaghetti with my parents
[12:59:47 PM] tavanaka: and I go
[12:59:49 PM] tavanaka: man
[12:59:52 PM] tavanaka: I have just had
[12:59:56 PM] tavanaka: the most TYPICAL day
[12:59:59 PM] tavanaka: and then I woke up