In honor of national haiku day...

Dec 21, 2008 14:16

Shot my accountant
'Cuz I gotta pay taxes
Government asses!


IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY?," YOU SAY...?
Still They Ride - Journey
-Keep on Truckin'

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Return - The Cure
-Fetishes are nice..

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GIRL?
Mr. Wichtig - Tic Tac Toe
-If I'm looking for Mr. Right I guess that makes me gay.

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
??????? - Kinki Kids
-Dunno...Random Japanese music from Halley

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
A Rose for SD (After She's Dead) - Death in June
-Kill! Maim! Destroy!

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Jesus - Eve 6
-I'm super christian...I guess..(BTW Thanks Halley for the Eve 6. I swear it's not mine).

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Mamma I'm Coming Home - Ozzy Osbourne
-They want me to leave..

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Infinte Improbability Drive - Howard Shore (Hitchhiker's Guide)
-Well I did get that tattoo.

WHAT IS 2+2?
As the World Falls Down - David Bowie
-I disbelieve your reality and substitute with my own!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Crush Kill Destroy - GWAR
-That pretty much sums it up..

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
De Anza Jig - Primus
-They have multiple personalities..

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Paul - Eminem
-The voices in my head tell me what to do.

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Bleeding Me - Metallica
-Suicidal

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
In The West - Sol Invictus
-Think about metaphors for death..

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
One Step Closer - Linkin Park
-My gods my parents are whiney.

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Untitled Track - Ministry
-A 3 second track of silence.

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Anything Goes - Guns and Roses
-Sweet.

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Sheena is a Born Rocker - The Ramones
-Rocker chicks are my interest.

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Immigrant Song - Led Zeppelin
-I'm really of Norse lineage.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Team Hate - Static X
-It's good being evil.

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Fashion Victim - Green Day
-My clothes could clash. That would be disaster.

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Pimpf - Depeche Mode
-Choking myself after listening to Depeche Mode

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Fingertips - They Might Be Giants
-Yeah..

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Loving the Alien - David Bowie
-Metaphors for masturbation.

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Why Can't I Be With You - The Cure
-Not being with you ;_;

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Irish Ballad - Brobdignagian Bards
-Apparently I will

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Rock Lobster - B-52s
-Bad bands..
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