I did it, I did it...

[taurestarwater]

Well, technically, Affy did it. :D

But that's OK!! I feel better just knowing that somehow, somewhere, someone can help the helpless me! Go me!

I wrote a poem, too. I felt like shit this morning and I looked in the mirror only to see that NOTHING was going right, and this poem made me laugh after I read it again. I hope you get at least a grin from it.

MY MIRROR

I wake up, looking into the mirror above my dresser
I wonder why I even bother to look
'Cause I know what I see isn't pretty
My eyes, they've got sleep-stuff in the corners
My hair's not been brushed yet
My mouth's kinda dry from my fan above my bed
My arms and legs don't even want to hold me up yet
And I completely understand. I wouldn't hold me up either
Stupid mirror; so clean and all
When a reflection like mine comes in
It gets all messed up and pointless;
So I move away soon, there's nothing to look at anyway
Yawning, the skin under my neck bunches; it makes a double chin
Walking away I brush my hair, get dressed and wash my face
Coming back to look into my mirror
It's so much better
No sleep, no yawns, no super-frizzy messy hair
It shows me who I am even when I don't want to see
Annoying, stupid mirror, I love you