Go and read
The Doctor Who Fan's Phrase Book. It is great. I quite want to quote large swathes, but really, just go and read it yourself - it's a collection of commonly used phrases from the OG, with English translations.
"The BBC has stated that it has a long term commitment to Doctor Who."
If they cancel it, I'll cry.
“The Classic Series was much better.”
The world was so much simpler when I was younger.
“Doctor Who used to be scary!”
I'm completely unable to assimilate the fact that the sort of reaction which led me to sleep with the lights on for a fortnight when I was five cannot possibly be replicated when I'm forty.
“The Classic Series had stories with more depth and gravitas.”
I want a companion with large breasts.
“SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!!!”
I fancy that David Tennant quite a lot.
“Why does RTD have to put something camp in every episode?”
I am worried that people at work might think that because I am a Doctor Who fan, I am also gay. Which I’m not.
“RDT is DESTROYING the show with his GAY AGENDA and FORCED HUMOUR.”
I keep dreaming about bare-chested sailors rubbing baby oil on themselves and I'm really quite worried about it. Because I’m straight, do you hear? Straight! Completely straight!
(There are spoilers, very far down, under 'The New Series and Sex', for LotTL. Also a couple just after that. Also it starts with casting spoilers for the Christmas Special and the fourth/thirtieth series.)
I'm so sleeeepy. Unfortunately I have a dentist appointment, and I'm cooking lunch. Woe.