Ponder on this...
Why, oh why, does Suri Cruise need to carry a handbag? What could she possibly have in there?
Cos this is what I carry:
loose change
crumpled up scrap paper
hard blu-tak covered with lint and tobacco
I'm pretty sure Suri Cruise has no need to carry any of the above, so this leaves me pretty much stumped.
Possible handbag contents:
Autographed copy of 'Battlefield Earth' for her to read when she is on the bus.
Hidden stash of Xanax and Valium so that Daddy doesn't find out she is being treated for non-existent mental disorders.
Latest copy of People and other assorted gossip magazines so she can check whether she or the Jolie-Pitt clan are getting more press.
Band-Aids for when she is breaking in her new heels.
Condoms for when she has play dates with Cruz Beckham.
I think I may be wrong here, but I just can't stop speculating.
Cos this is what I carry:
loose change
crumpled up scrap paper
hard blu-tak covered with lint and tobacco
I'm pretty sure Suri Cruise has no need to carry any of the above, so this leaves me pretty much stumped.
Possible handbag contents:
Autographed copy of 'Battlefield Earth' for her to read when she is on the bus.
Hidden stash of Xanax and Valium so that Daddy doesn't find out she is being treated for non-existent mental disorders.
Latest copy of People and other assorted gossip magazines so she can check whether she or the Jolie-Pitt clan are getting more press.
Band-Aids for when she is breaking in her new heels.
Condoms for when she has play dates with Cruz Beckham.
I think I may be wrong here, but I just can't stop speculating.