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[tatty_bye]

[Private to Merlin]

In a bout of uncharacteristic courtesy I thought that I should inform you that I suspect myself somewhat under the weather and am checking with the Infirmary. Worry not.

[Private to Infirmary Staff]

I seem to be suffering from a strange malady and am therefore seeking medical aid.

[Private to Inmates]

I am seeking intoxicants.

Comments

Private

[takeyouapart]

If you insist. What's wrong?

Private

[tatty_bye]

If you must know you nosy little thing my current vintage is tasteless and has no effect on me whatsoever. Nor has any other that I've tried in my attempts to determine whether it was a prank.

Private

[takeyouapart]

Hm.

Sleeping alright?

Private

[tatty_bye]

No. I don't like going to sleep angry.

Re: Private

[takeyouapart]

Sorry to hear that.

Private

[tatty_bye]

You might offer a solution if you're so powerful.

Re: Private

[takeyouapart]

Do you want to talk about why you can't sleep?

Private

[tatty_bye]

I just told you why I didn't sleep well.

Private

[takeyouapart]

You're angry that you can't drink, that's the only reason?

Maybe after a month or two you'll have calmed down.

Private

[tatty_bye]

I intend to see it resolved well before then.

Private

[takeyouapart]

You can't stay angry for that long. Anyway, you said yourself you don't need to drink, so it shouldn't bother you any more than anything else you can't do here.

Private

[tatty_bye]

I said I don't need to be inebriated, you half-wit

You're being especially accepting of the fact that something about me has very obviously changed, Merlin.

Re: Private

[takeyouapart]

I suppose I am, yeah.

Want to talk about why you can't sleep, Reaver?

Private

[tatty_bye]

Do you have anything to do with this?

Private

[takeyouapart]

Yeah. I put a spell on you.

Private

[tatty_bye]

What.