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[tatty_bye]

[Reaver is seated at a table in the library, it looks like. Without angry little people to leap out of the shadows and throttle people for manhandling the books, it seems like a safer place to laze about and avoid doing anything productive whatsoever. He's reclining, booted feet resting on the table while he appears to be leafing through a copy of

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[takeyouapart]

[Merlin's sitting under a tree in the CES. He holds up what should be a familiar tome with the Reaver Industries logo on the cover.]

Your autobiography. You mean this?

[tatty_bye]

[A feigned gasp]

Of all people that I expected to have it, somehow you were the very last I would have guessed!

[takeyouapart]

I doubt that, Reaver. [He turns a page.] When did you write this?

[tatty_bye]

Oh, who can remember these things? [He stretches lazily] Committing it to memory, are you?

[takeyouapart]

Yeah, 'course I am. You probably should have asked somebody to give it a once-over before you sent it to get printed, it's a bit...wordy.

[tatty_bye]

It's literature, not a children's book.

[takeyouapart]

Literature doesn't actually have to be hard to read. And if you'd saved yourself a few pages, you could have added a few chapters.

[tatty_bye]

No further chapters were needed.

[takeyouapart]

And you'd know, being your own worst critic and everything.

[tatty_bye]

Too true, my dear Merlin. Too true.

I am far too hard on myself. Sometimes I'm too hard on myself even twice, three times a day!

[takeyouapart]

You'll go blind.

Given any thought to doing anything besides lounge about all day?