May 17, 2011 14:32
[The voice here is not in Reaver's usual un-affected accent but rather a gentle, cultured accent of a rich man from the deep south -- close to Georgia by the sound of it]
People of Bargewood! Byron Reaver, here, your most humble servant. It is my distinguished privilege to bring to you wonderful news! It is gentle, god-fearing, and hardworking people like you that has brought this shining oasis of American ingenuity and moral fiber into being, but with great pride I come to you today to inform you that the fate of our great nation, the banner of Manifest Destiny, has at last come to pass into your capable hands.
With the miraculous invention of the steam engine, people back east have come to know prosperity unlike any this great nation or any other has known since God saw fit to grant us life and form in his wondrous image! With this human creation, the pinnacle of our technological power, we have seen countless new jobs appear, safe travel faster than you could ever dream -- free from fear of outlaws or frontier savages -- and all the supplies and comforts of the east coast finally available in record time to your deserving hands! Yes, my friends, at last, Reaver Industries has seen fit to bring the railroad to your charming settlement, and with it all the innovations of the machine age! A booming community now could in a years time be a veritable paradise for you all!
Soon, my friends! God bless progress, and God Bless America!
barge pr guy,
the karma houdini,
flood