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tatty_bye

-2- His First Flood

Dec 09, 2010 20:17

What was that?

[tlv], flood

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Affected. :/ mrs_persson December 10 2010, 01:23:58 UTC

Nothing in particular.

... No, I mean-it really wasn't anything, nothing to be worried about.

[Pause.]

Oh sod.

tatty_bye December 10 2010, 01:25:02 UTC

...You are aware that both of those statements mean precisely the same thing, yes?

mrs_persson December 10 2010, 01:31:30 UTC

Not at all. I'm saying exactly what I mean to-

[Frustrated noise.]

...bloody floods.

[Well, at least expletives don't seem to count as lies or truths.]

tatty_bye December 10 2010, 01:43:07 UTC

Floods?

mrs_persson December 10 2010, 02:03:16 UTC

All right, look. Everything I say to you right now is the absolute truth. Do you see what I'm saying? I can't tell a single lie. Just ...

Look, do me a favour? Ask me a question to which you know the correct and true answer.

tatty_bye December 10 2010, 02:28:16 UTC

Am I dead?

mrs_persson December 10 2010, 04:13:12 UTC

[She sounds confused by what's coming out of her own mouth, but she can't seem to say anything else.]

...yes?

tatty_bye December 10 2010, 05:25:16 UTC

Thank you, my dear.

I'll ask you for your name when whatever this is blows over.

mrs_persson December 10 2010, 14:52:19 UTC

[Tight-lipped:]

Right then.

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