HAPPY ST.PATRICKS DAY TO ALL!
Paddy, the famous Irishman, is driving home after downing a few at
the local pub.
He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree
in
the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late
realizes
that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again
and
discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing
him
to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees. Moments later he
hears the
sound of a police siren and brings his car to a stop. The officer
approaches
Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing. Paddy tells his
story
of the trees in the road when the officer stops him mid sentence and
says.
Fer pete's sake, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!
Lol Good day to you alls!