Ash simply won't allow it - she's convinced that I'll be attacked by wild animals, dopeheads, wild dopeheads with animals, or possibly just fall through the floor and land in a pile of noxious flesh-eating black mold. Or get arrested by the cops.
This is easily solved.
Carry a crowbar for getting through blocked or stuck doors.
Wear irregular armor to protect against wild animals (chainmail, shoulder pads, shin guards, hockey gloves, an old surplus coal scuttle helmet, and a very prominent codpiece should do the trick).
Carry a battleaxe slung across your back--it isn't practical, but junkies will think twice about messing with you. The bigger and spikier, the better.
Bring many firearms just in case the junkies and wild animals aren't intimidated by your battleaxe.
Frequently shout "Blood and souls for my dark lord Apep!" at the top of your lungs. This will make any lurking ne'er-do-wells think you're some kind of deranged cultist hunting for vagrants to sacrifice to your ghastly gods in an unspeakable ritual. They'll probably opt to give you a wide berth.
Wear a gas mask to protect against mold spores.
And don't worry about cops. Once they see all the safety precautions you've taken, they'll know that you're a responsible, upstanding citizen who has only legitimate purposes in mind.
Follow this advice; I assume it'll put Ash's mind at ease.
This is easily solved.
Carry a crowbar for getting through blocked or stuck doors.
Wear irregular armor to protect against wild animals (chainmail, shoulder pads, shin guards, hockey gloves, an old surplus coal scuttle helmet, and a very prominent codpiece should do the trick).
Carry a battleaxe slung across your back--it isn't practical, but junkies will think twice about messing with you. The bigger and spikier, the better.
Bring many firearms just in case the junkies and wild animals aren't intimidated by your battleaxe.
Frequently shout "Blood and souls for my dark lord Apep!" at the top of your lungs. This will make any lurking ne'er-do-wells think you're some kind of deranged cultist hunting for vagrants to sacrifice to your ghastly gods in an unspeakable ritual. They'll probably opt to give you a wide berth.
Wear a gas mask to protect against mold spores.
And don't worry about cops. Once they see all the safety precautions you've taken, they'll know that you're a responsible, upstanding citizen who has only legitimate purposes in mind.
Follow this advice; I assume it'll put Ash's mind at ease.
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