Carry On My Wayward Son

[tattooed_badass]

So, long time ago, I had a dream. It involved a HUGE fuckin' cannon...

And ya know what Cross? Today... I FUCKIN' FOUND IT! Hell yes. Dunno how I fuckin' missed the damn thing in all my patrolling of the city. Well, it is outside the limits a little, but shit, it should do just fine.

Now I jus' gotto figure out how t'get that beefy mother fucker into

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[hondatohru_desu]

I'm fine, all things considered. Is everything going okay at work?

[tattooed_badass]

All things considered eh? Maybe you can tell me about it when ya get back t'Cross.

Work is work. Busy as always. Shuuhei's locked himself in his friggin' office day in and day out. Remember Nightmare Before Christmas when Jack locks himself up in that tower thing? An' they sing a song about it?

It's like that... only no singin', cause that'd be kinna gay.

[hondatohru_desu]

It's not something I really want to talk about. It involves my boyfriend .. fiance man and a hospital.

Yeah, I'm doing what I can about that. We'll see how it goes. Make sure he does things he needs to. Like eating and drinking. And breathing.

wink wink nudge nudge say no more~

[tattooed_badass]

Tch, a'ight fine. I see how it is, can't talk to me no more huh?

He's doin' a'ight he has that rookie lookin' out for him after all. He's been takin' him his tea an' shit like you usually do. Dunno about him gettin' enough sleep though. I'd be more worried about him becomin' yer replacement.

Seein' how that kid is up his ass every day, I'd almost think they were together er some shit. I'm sure he can figure some shit out to make Shuuhei get enough rest... if ya know what I'm sayin'.

[hondatohru_desu]

More like I would rather not think about it. It's the same level of injury, if not more than Grimmjow sustained.

No one replaces me. Besides, what good is a cop if he's stuck being a secretary?

RENJI! For shame.

[tattooed_badass]

Ah, Shit...I'm sorry t'hear that.

Psh, go t'school and you could be just as good either way.

WHAAAT? Everyone's thinkin' it, I'm jus' sayin' it.

[hondatohru_desu]

Mm.

I'm thinking about going back for a degree in Criminal Psychology. Think I'd be any good at it?

Everyone meaning.. you, and everyone else who you think is thinking it.

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[tattooed_badass]

Not at all. You'd fail.

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[tattooed_badass]

Of course you'd be good at it. Fuckin' brain ninja is what you are.

Psh, whatever.

[hondatohru_desu]

And just think, you haven't even seen what I'm capable of these days.

Your face. :|

[tattooed_badass]

... for once, I really... REALLY don't want to know.

Your MOM. >:|

[hondatohru_desu]

Bwahaha

Is dead. :|

[tattooed_badass]

So's mine.

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