Just random shit
Ok, so this is my first entry and if I thought about it I could probably write a novel here. Ok first things first, I had no idea this site even exsited until my sexy buddy Jake told me about it.
Jake and I met where I work, Inner Room Cocoa Beach. It's a nice little strip club right of the beach, where many people, including Jake, come in from the rain. They sit relax have a few beers and have boobies rubbed in there face. Come on...Seriously what is better then that?
Well..he has told his account of the story..which was pretty close..but let me tell mine =D
I went to the club that morning and got there around 12:30..(if you get there early, you don't owe the club so much money) I'm a cheap mother fucker I know =P Anyway it was around 4pm when I decided I was going to go home. I had been working for about 4 hours and made 3 bucks..how sad =(....
I was just making small talk with the DJ Brian..I'm his favorite..or so he says..loves my boobs..anyway..I saw a group of 3 good looking men all by themselves so I decided to go up and talk with em..I found out that one of the guys actually works in the porn industry. This guy was very good looking, huge arms, and killer body..I come to find out he was gay. The dude gets paid about 5k per 30 min but hey...The other guys were fun, one of them wanted me like no tomorrow...anyway..We talked oh for about an our when is about the time I saw Jake, Ben, and Hector walk in. I did not know any of them at this point.
Now, I haven't been dancing long, for about a month now. But you can tell when people come in and they are just there for the free show. All 3 of them didn't look older then about 18 or 19. So I told one of the girls working there "You watch, those guys won't tip the girls on stage at all. They are here for a free show, most of the young ones that come in are like that" To my suprise..they weren't.
So about 30 min or so past and it was my time to go up on stage. Danced to my two favortie songs..well to shake my ass too anyway..Lolli Lolli Pop That Body (Three 6 Mafia)...and In the Ayer (Flo Rida)..anyway..I'm wearing this little blue and black outfit..little skirt and whatever..very hot..with the black boots that come up to my knees..I'm a sexy bitch I know =D...anyway..Hector came over first..tipped me..then the next song..I was pretty much naked..but the next song Ben came over..I got down..kinda straddled him and rubbed my boobs all in his face....He was thrilled =D...anyway finished my dancing..some dude threw 30 bucks on stage for me..got off the stage and got dressed..and went back to the guys I was talking to.
Hector comes over and asks if I want to give him a dance...psh its money fuck yea..anyway..I went over and started with our dance..Jake was sitting next to us getting one from savannah. So Hector brought a dance..went to go back to his friends but they weren't there..so he got another one..then asked if I wanted to go out with them after I got off of work..which is when I had to show it to him..dun dun dun..the ring..lol yes I am happily married.
Anyway..after the second dance we then went back to his buddies. I talked with them for a few min when Ben bought Jake a dance from me. Little did I know I was dancing for one of the most coolest, most sweet, sexy guy ever....So, we went to go sit down..and I told him to wait..was waiting for the beginning of the song...I asked him what he liked to do..and things like that and the conversation rolled on when he told me he brought his super nintendo with him...I almost creamed my pants..=P..I turned around and showed him my toad tattoo..then ripped off my boot and showed him my peach tattoo...
We then went on talking about how much of an uber nerd I am and he got kind of a half assed lap dance..too ingrossed with conversation..Well after the song was done we went back over to talk to the other guys..Showed them my tats..they drank..I talked..it was fun..Oh yea..one thing Jake left out...lmao..They were playing with a dollar...Putting it in there mouth and sticking it in naughty places..I will let your imagination run with that one.
So..we sat there talking..when my stomach started growling..we went out to Denny's..Jake was such a sweetheart...(psh he just wanted in my pants) he rode with me to Denny's...
We had some amazing conversation about sex..and how they like it..how I like it..was quite fun..Jake wasn't lying..he did get up to use the bathroom..and as I recall was in there for quite some time =P..anyway..after Denny's we decided to go back to Hectors place for a bit..WHICH WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS!!! That guy is a fuckin maniac...It started poaring outside..and he was flying down the road..we hydorplaned a bit..and stay close enough so I wouldn't lose him..
Got to his place..watched porn..then went out to Ichabods..which I couldn't get into cause I'm gay and only 20 lol...
Decided to go to Corner Pocket where we played 2 games of pool..which I suck at..and then said it was time to go..
We got back to Hectors house..and I head to my car..Jake ran off saying I had to hear this song..that I love World of Warcraft I would appricieate this song.
So we get into my car and he puts it on..fuckin looking back at it now..I should have just acted like I didn't know the song so I could spend that extra 3 min with him..=(....But I didn't said I heard it already..and that was that..Got out to hug them all goodbye..OH YEA..I tried to hug jake..like..longer and more friendly..the fucker gives me a quick light hug and backs the fuck off..
Give Ben and Hector a hug and bid them farewell..I got Jake's email address and have been keeping in touch with him =D...
That is pretty much what happened from my point of view..anyway..like I said this is pretty much a novel..
Jake and I met where I work, Inner Room Cocoa Beach. It's a nice little strip club right of the beach, where many people, including Jake, come in from the rain. They sit relax have a few beers and have boobies rubbed in there face. Come on...Seriously what is better then that?
Well..he has told his account of the story..which was pretty close..but let me tell mine =D
I went to the club that morning and got there around 12:30..(if you get there early, you don't owe the club so much money) I'm a cheap mother fucker I know =P Anyway it was around 4pm when I decided I was going to go home. I had been working for about 4 hours and made 3 bucks..how sad =(....
I was just making small talk with the DJ Brian..I'm his favorite..or so he says..loves my boobs..anyway..I saw a group of 3 good looking men all by themselves so I decided to go up and talk with em..I found out that one of the guys actually works in the porn industry. This guy was very good looking, huge arms, and killer body..I come to find out he was gay. The dude gets paid about 5k per 30 min but hey...The other guys were fun, one of them wanted me like no tomorrow...anyway..We talked oh for about an our when is about the time I saw Jake, Ben, and Hector walk in. I did not know any of them at this point.
Now, I haven't been dancing long, for about a month now. But you can tell when people come in and they are just there for the free show. All 3 of them didn't look older then about 18 or 19. So I told one of the girls working there "You watch, those guys won't tip the girls on stage at all. They are here for a free show, most of the young ones that come in are like that" To my suprise..they weren't.
So about 30 min or so past and it was my time to go up on stage. Danced to my two favortie songs..well to shake my ass too anyway..Lolli Lolli Pop That Body (Three 6 Mafia)...and In the Ayer (Flo Rida)..anyway..I'm wearing this little blue and black outfit..little skirt and whatever..very hot..with the black boots that come up to my knees..I'm a sexy bitch I know =D...anyway..Hector came over first..tipped me..then the next song..I was pretty much naked..but the next song Ben came over..I got down..kinda straddled him and rubbed my boobs all in his face....He was thrilled =D...anyway finished my dancing..some dude threw 30 bucks on stage for me..got off the stage and got dressed..and went back to the guys I was talking to.
Hector comes over and asks if I want to give him a dance...psh its money fuck yea..anyway..I went over and started with our dance..Jake was sitting next to us getting one from savannah. So Hector brought a dance..went to go back to his friends but they weren't there..so he got another one..then asked if I wanted to go out with them after I got off of work..which is when I had to show it to him..dun dun dun..the ring..lol yes I am happily married.
Anyway..after the second dance we then went back to his buddies. I talked with them for a few min when Ben bought Jake a dance from me. Little did I know I was dancing for one of the most coolest, most sweet, sexy guy ever....So, we went to go sit down..and I told him to wait..was waiting for the beginning of the song...I asked him what he liked to do..and things like that and the conversation rolled on when he told me he brought his super nintendo with him...I almost creamed my pants..=P..I turned around and showed him my toad tattoo..then ripped off my boot and showed him my peach tattoo...
We then went on talking about how much of an uber nerd I am and he got kind of a half assed lap dance..too ingrossed with conversation..Well after the song was done we went back over to talk to the other guys..Showed them my tats..they drank..I talked..it was fun..Oh yea..one thing Jake left out...lmao..They were playing with a dollar...Putting it in there mouth and sticking it in naughty places..I will let your imagination run with that one.
So..we sat there talking..when my stomach started growling..we went out to Denny's..Jake was such a sweetheart...(psh he just wanted in my pants) he rode with me to Denny's...
We had some amazing conversation about sex..and how they like it..how I like it..was quite fun..Jake wasn't lying..he did get up to use the bathroom..and as I recall was in there for quite some time =P..anyway..after Denny's we decided to go back to Hectors place for a bit..WHICH WAS A PAIN IN THE ASS!!! That guy is a fuckin maniac...It started poaring outside..and he was flying down the road..we hydorplaned a bit..and stay close enough so I wouldn't lose him..
Got to his place..watched porn..then went out to Ichabods..which I couldn't get into cause I'm gay and only 20 lol...
Decided to go to Corner Pocket where we played 2 games of pool..which I suck at..and then said it was time to go..
We got back to Hectors house..and I head to my car..Jake ran off saying I had to hear this song..that I love World of Warcraft I would appricieate this song.
So we get into my car and he puts it on..fuckin looking back at it now..I should have just acted like I didn't know the song so I could spend that extra 3 min with him..=(....But I didn't said I heard it already..and that was that..Got out to hug them all goodbye..OH YEA..I tried to hug jake..like..longer and more friendly..the fucker gives me a quick light hug and backs the fuck off..
Give Ben and Hector a hug and bid them farewell..I got Jake's email address and have been keeping in touch with him =D...
That is pretty much what happened from my point of view..anyway..like I said this is pretty much a novel..