So a SOLDIER, a Juggalo and a crackwhore walk into a lingerie store
So, the other night as I was working I went to go see if the 1st room needed to be fixed up...and found random black feathers on the floor. I spent the rest of my night with the amusing image of Genesis shopping for yoga panties and boyfriend pants.
Tonight I was working on cotton in the last room and I look up and see a group of people from behind wearing ICP shirts. They're already half way into the second room so I didn't go up to greet them but kept an eye out in case it looked like they needed something. And then one of the dudes turns around...in full on Juggalo make up. Just seeing a dude made up like that in a store that's % 95.9 pink and lace made me giggle.
Also tonight, a lady comes in and she's looking around the 1st room. She looked really shady and seeing as there was a lot of chaos going on, I kept my eye on her. The whole time I dealt with this women she was rude as all hell, but she got some stuff and went to the fitting room. Now, we're trained to check up on people, so I go back to check on her (asked her the basic 'does everything fit?', ect) and again she was rude. Whatever. She doesn't buy anything and then tells Mandy that she needs to tell the girls working to not be so helpful. ...Okay. Now, in the time I've worked retail the only people who make this compliant are often shoplifters. (In fact, we're trained to watch these people more.) But whatever, she's leaving so she can suck cock. Well, she left something in the fitting room and came back. As she went back there, I went back to see if cotton needed a touch up, saw it didn't and returned back to the 2nd room. Crazy bitch rants at Mandy that I was following her and blah blah blah. Stupid bitch leaves again and I like to believe that she was hit by a train. Add this to the fact that tonight was one of the worst days we've had all week, Raven was not a happy Raven.
In short, tonight was rather fail and I want nothing more than to cuntpunt some people.
Tonight I was working on cotton in the last room and I look up and see a group of people from behind wearing ICP shirts. They're already half way into the second room so I didn't go up to greet them but kept an eye out in case it looked like they needed something. And then one of the dudes turns around...in full on Juggalo make up. Just seeing a dude made up like that in a store that's % 95.9 pink and lace made me giggle.
Also tonight, a lady comes in and she's looking around the 1st room. She looked really shady and seeing as there was a lot of chaos going on, I kept my eye on her. The whole time I dealt with this women she was rude as all hell, but she got some stuff and went to the fitting room. Now, we're trained to check up on people, so I go back to check on her (asked her the basic 'does everything fit?', ect) and again she was rude. Whatever. She doesn't buy anything and then tells Mandy that she needs to tell the girls working to not be so helpful. ...Okay. Now, in the time I've worked retail the only people who make this compliant are often shoplifters. (In fact, we're trained to watch these people more.) But whatever, she's leaving so she can suck cock. Well, she left something in the fitting room and came back. As she went back there, I went back to see if cotton needed a touch up, saw it didn't and returned back to the 2nd room. Crazy bitch rants at Mandy that I was following her and blah blah blah. Stupid bitch leaves again and I like to believe that she was hit by a train. Add this to the fact that tonight was one of the worst days we've had all week, Raven was not a happy Raven.
In short, tonight was rather fail and I want nothing more than to cuntpunt some people.