Pep talk.
Dear Self,
Yo. What's up with you? Don't give me that BS. You're totally fucking yourself over, shooting yourself in the foot. You can do so much better--and you know it. So what the fuck, man? Get your goddamn act together. This procrastination business? Totally has to go. That, or you need to start giving a shit again. Because obviously you don't right now. So one of 'em has to go.
Stop being such a whiny little turd. You've been through worse and pulled through. You don't have any excuses. Stop complaining and get off your lazy ass and do something about it. For example: You always complain about being a selfish brat. Yeah, so do something to change yourself then. The more you whine, the more hypocritical you are. Hating other hypocrites when you're one yourself must be the pinnacle of hypocrisy, no?
Don't hate. Someone's gotta tell this to you straight up. You know you need it.
Love,
You
P.S. You need to buy new clothes. You have two pairs of pants that actually fit (close to one, now). No more excuses!
Yo. What's up with you? Don't give me that BS. You're totally fucking yourself over, shooting yourself in the foot. You can do so much better--and you know it. So what the fuck, man? Get your goddamn act together. This procrastination business? Totally has to go. That, or you need to start giving a shit again. Because obviously you don't right now. So one of 'em has to go.
Stop being such a whiny little turd. You've been through worse and pulled through. You don't have any excuses. Stop complaining and get off your lazy ass and do something about it. For example: You always complain about being a selfish brat. Yeah, so do something to change yourself then. The more you whine, the more hypocritical you are. Hating other hypocrites when you're one yourself must be the pinnacle of hypocrisy, no?
Don't hate. Someone's gotta tell this to you straight up. You know you need it.
Love,
You
P.S. You need to buy new clothes. You have two pairs of pants that actually fit (close to one, now). No more excuses!