I found this is Joe's away message... it's actually pretty funny
I'm from Connecticut. Not New York, not Boston, and sure as hell not Jersey. Connecticut. We don't have parkways here, they're highways and as far as I'm concerned, its 84, 91 and 95,thats it. We didn't go to bars in highschool. We drive 65 mph in our SUV's to Bridgeport to go to the "packy". Not the liquor store but the package store and we make damn sure we get there before 9. We dont have stupid accents and we lock our doors when we go to New Haven. We love nothing more than watching our Huskies own shit in March. We enjoy a good party in the woods and afterwards we go to our diners only because Duchess is closed. We don't get bunked, hammered, smashed, or plastered here. No no, we get Cocked and we're damn proud of it. I'm from Connecticut and I fuckin love this place.