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So long, 'talk to you tomorrow's.
So much for our neverending story.
1. I was taking a picture along the side of the road. My car was running and it was nighttime. All the sudden, a mother and her two children escaping her abusive husband came and stole my car. I began walking around the neighborhood searching for the car, but instead I was invited to Tom Cruise's house. I went. Tom and I talked for a bit, and then a bunch of his friends came over. They decided to make a movie. One guy had a handheld digital video camera. I hid behind the television. After a while of them dancing and jumping around in a giant circle, they decided to make a music video. Apparently, the members of a band called Madonna and the Big Fat Blowjobs were present and they began shooting the video. After shooting a scene, the guy came over to me and showed me how they make some special effects. He had a nintendo-like gun hooked to the videocamera, only it was smaller and black. He clicked it, and the girl he took video footage of was instantly standing in a desert (on the video). I thought it was pretty cool. I went to look for Tom because he had disappeared. In his kitchen, I saw my grandma. She was drinking a mixed drink that he had made her. It consisted of flavored cream cheese and liquor. She liked it. I was angry now. I went looking for Tom. I didn't find him. Instead, I saw Matt Damon. He came out of a room and was waving to all his friends and many other people who suddenly showed up. Apparently Tom Cruise was really Matt Damon all along, just acting. We all gave a little giggle. He was signing autographs and giving out a commemerative piece. You had to screw a nut and sleeve onto the part. One woman came up and took a handfull, and he looked at her scornfully and said, "take charitably!" I told him that my car had been stolen by a young mother and her two children who was escaping her abusive husband and asked if that was charitable enough.
2. My mother was an important member of the government. She had to go to Africa, and she took us with her. The building we were staying in looked like the upstairs section of my grandma's old house. It was cramped and rather dark (except the bathroom in her house was a bedroom in the dream). I walked into my mom's bedroom and there was a giant snake on the bed. He began coiling, and we knew then that he was harmless. Just then my brother walked in with a giant tangle of something, and he thought it was also a snake. To our surprise, things started falling out of the pile. Eels began stinging my brother. He ran to the bathroom and began vomiting. We tried calling 911, but people kept calling and we couldn't get through.
3. I was sad, walking through a carnival. I decided to take a ride on the swings that make you feel like you're flying. As I enjoyed the ride, the woman conducting it yelled for us to look down at her. She stripped naked, and began sexing her lover. At that moment we knew she was one of the last caring people left. After the ride, I was inclined to use the restroom. As I washed my hands the ride conductor came in. I wasted no time to run and hug her. She held me. It was like some of her care was transferred to me, and i didn't want to let go of her. She began rocking back and forth with me, and we waltzed out the door of the restroom. We walked to my campus. On campus, I saw some people that I know, and apparently they knew her too. As they parted, a girl told the woman to have a very good, and very lesbian, summer. Apparently she was gay. A guy who is kind of a secretary turned around and said to me that a hooker from Minneapolis wanted to talk to me, but she doesn't have a white car [note: there's a song I enjoy a lot called "Christmas card from a hooker in minneapolis" and i drive a white car]. The lesbian began talking about girl power, and it made me want to kick ass. We heard someone walking down the walkway so we hid in the bushes. It was my current boss. He entered the office building. We decided to wait a moment and then follow him. We discovered him in a salon under one of those dome hair dryers, with chemicals pasted on his hair. We were videotaping him, but he got embarassed.
4. I was working at the factory. All of the sudden, I decided I needed a job at McDonalds. They hired me immediately. I took my first order and served the person. They were so happy with my service that they left a tip near $30. I looked up to the sky and raised my hands and closed my eyes and just said, "yessss." I was happy because I had tried to hide articles from good memories from some dictator at home. The dictator and his minions would try to find the various items I had collected through good times and he would burn them, but with this $30 I could afford to hide the memories better.
I often wake up thinking I'm at work. I fear that if I don't keep spinning the parts, I'll fall behind and that would be a terrible fate.
So much for our neverending story.
1. I was taking a picture along the side of the road. My car was running and it was nighttime. All the sudden, a mother and her two children escaping her abusive husband came and stole my car. I began walking around the neighborhood searching for the car, but instead I was invited to Tom Cruise's house. I went. Tom and I talked for a bit, and then a bunch of his friends came over. They decided to make a movie. One guy had a handheld digital video camera. I hid behind the television. After a while of them dancing and jumping around in a giant circle, they decided to make a music video. Apparently, the members of a band called Madonna and the Big Fat Blowjobs were present and they began shooting the video. After shooting a scene, the guy came over to me and showed me how they make some special effects. He had a nintendo-like gun hooked to the videocamera, only it was smaller and black. He clicked it, and the girl he took video footage of was instantly standing in a desert (on the video). I thought it was pretty cool. I went to look for Tom because he had disappeared. In his kitchen, I saw my grandma. She was drinking a mixed drink that he had made her. It consisted of flavored cream cheese and liquor. She liked it. I was angry now. I went looking for Tom. I didn't find him. Instead, I saw Matt Damon. He came out of a room and was waving to all his friends and many other people who suddenly showed up. Apparently Tom Cruise was really Matt Damon all along, just acting. We all gave a little giggle. He was signing autographs and giving out a commemerative piece. You had to screw a nut and sleeve onto the part. One woman came up and took a handfull, and he looked at her scornfully and said, "take charitably!" I told him that my car had been stolen by a young mother and her two children who was escaping her abusive husband and asked if that was charitable enough.
2. My mother was an important member of the government. She had to go to Africa, and she took us with her. The building we were staying in looked like the upstairs section of my grandma's old house. It was cramped and rather dark (except the bathroom in her house was a bedroom in the dream). I walked into my mom's bedroom and there was a giant snake on the bed. He began coiling, and we knew then that he was harmless. Just then my brother walked in with a giant tangle of something, and he thought it was also a snake. To our surprise, things started falling out of the pile. Eels began stinging my brother. He ran to the bathroom and began vomiting. We tried calling 911, but people kept calling and we couldn't get through.
3. I was sad, walking through a carnival. I decided to take a ride on the swings that make you feel like you're flying. As I enjoyed the ride, the woman conducting it yelled for us to look down at her. She stripped naked, and began sexing her lover. At that moment we knew she was one of the last caring people left. After the ride, I was inclined to use the restroom. As I washed my hands the ride conductor came in. I wasted no time to run and hug her. She held me. It was like some of her care was transferred to me, and i didn't want to let go of her. She began rocking back and forth with me, and we waltzed out the door of the restroom. We walked to my campus. On campus, I saw some people that I know, and apparently they knew her too. As they parted, a girl told the woman to have a very good, and very lesbian, summer. Apparently she was gay. A guy who is kind of a secretary turned around and said to me that a hooker from Minneapolis wanted to talk to me, but she doesn't have a white car [note: there's a song I enjoy a lot called "Christmas card from a hooker in minneapolis" and i drive a white car]. The lesbian began talking about girl power, and it made me want to kick ass. We heard someone walking down the walkway so we hid in the bushes. It was my current boss. He entered the office building. We decided to wait a moment and then follow him. We discovered him in a salon under one of those dome hair dryers, with chemicals pasted on his hair. We were videotaping him, but he got embarassed.
4. I was working at the factory. All of the sudden, I decided I needed a job at McDonalds. They hired me immediately. I took my first order and served the person. They were so happy with my service that they left a tip near $30. I looked up to the sky and raised my hands and closed my eyes and just said, "yessss." I was happy because I had tried to hide articles from good memories from some dictator at home. The dictator and his minions would try to find the various items I had collected through good times and he would burn them, but with this $30 I could afford to hide the memories better.
I often wake up thinking I'm at work. I fear that if I don't keep spinning the parts, I'll fall behind and that would be a terrible fate.