It's been awhile so...
time for a survey!
Hey I'm back: Oh glad to see the questioner is back. After storming off in tears more than a year ago.
I'm emotional: Tell me about it. Well you should catch up because it's been a busy year.
Good?: Nope. Kinda sucked.
How so?: Deaths. Disappointments. Lying pieces of sh..
Hey now! Sounds like someone was bitten by the bitter bug!: Sounds like someone is itching for a punch in the teeth.
Please don't threaten me. I'm just asking questions: Oh all right.
But you are bitter?: I have a multiple range of emotions.
What, are you a girl?: What, are you a misogynist?
What, are you a thesaurus?: What, are you....er..
Got nothing?: SHUT UP!
Moving on, how are the career plans going?: I wish you would die.
Damn, someone is having their time of the month: STOP COMPARING ME TO A GIRL!
Need a tampon?: No I don't need a tampon!
How about a diamond?: I hate you.
You obviously had issues with your mother: Why do these surveys always come out so combative?
Because you had issues with your mother: Yeah, that must be it.
But seriously, what are your plans right now?: Well I'm thinking about business school. I'm applied to Vanderbilt MBA because I might like to work in the health care industry.
How noble of you: I know right?
I was being sarcastic: Aren't you always?:
But aren't I you?: Please don't do that. We're confusing the readers enough as it is.
Fine if you insist.: It is my blog.
Mine too: I SAID STOP!
Ok fine, in all seriousness why the interest in healthcare all of a sudden: Because I'm thinking it might be a good idea to try that field. And try to find a way to end mental illness.
Well hope it works out for you.: Gracias.
Well this post is dangerously becoming a chick flick. Tears are entering my eyes right now. But that's probably ok with you since you are female: Go away!
We'll have to do this more often: There's probably a reason it's been over a year
Because you are a girl and can't take the heat? Hot flashes?: I give up
Hey I'm back: Oh glad to see the questioner is back. After storming off in tears more than a year ago.
I'm emotional: Tell me about it. Well you should catch up because it's been a busy year.
Good?: Nope. Kinda sucked.
How so?: Deaths. Disappointments. Lying pieces of sh..
Hey now! Sounds like someone was bitten by the bitter bug!: Sounds like someone is itching for a punch in the teeth.
Please don't threaten me. I'm just asking questions: Oh all right.
But you are bitter?: I have a multiple range of emotions.
What, are you a girl?: What, are you a misogynist?
What, are you a thesaurus?: What, are you....er..
Got nothing?: SHUT UP!
Moving on, how are the career plans going?: I wish you would die.
Damn, someone is having their time of the month: STOP COMPARING ME TO A GIRL!
Need a tampon?: No I don't need a tampon!
How about a diamond?: I hate you.
You obviously had issues with your mother: Why do these surveys always come out so combative?
Because you had issues with your mother: Yeah, that must be it.
But seriously, what are your plans right now?: Well I'm thinking about business school. I'm applied to Vanderbilt MBA because I might like to work in the health care industry.
How noble of you: I know right?
I was being sarcastic: Aren't you always?:
But aren't I you?: Please don't do that. We're confusing the readers enough as it is.
Fine if you insist.: It is my blog.
Mine too: I SAID STOP!
Ok fine, in all seriousness why the interest in healthcare all of a sudden: Because I'm thinking it might be a good idea to try that field. And try to find a way to end mental illness.
Well hope it works out for you.: Gracias.
Well this post is dangerously becoming a chick flick. Tears are entering my eyes right now. But that's probably ok with you since you are female: Go away!
We'll have to do this more often: There's probably a reason it's been over a year
Because you are a girl and can't take the heat? Hot flashes?: I give up