Oh, so that's how this works ...
Ah, the transitional period of figuring out how things work and why. So boring to read through FAQ, but so necessary. *sigh*
Anyway, I realize that I have practically nothing in my LJ right now, so I decided that more posting of Naruto fanfiction would be necessary to keep it from being a complete waste of space. So here's another parody I wrote. (I adore parodies, can you tell?) It's basically making fun of the KakaNaru pairing. I don't have anything against KakaNaru (or at least not any more than I have against KakaSasu, KakaSaku, or IruNaru), but this evil little ficlet jumped into my mind one time, and it wouldn't get out until I wrote it down. Anyway, enjoy.
Title: A Typical Love Story
Author: tatsumaki
Rating: R
Genre: Parody/Romance
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: I own Naruto ... manga. I own Naruto ... plushies. I own Naruto ... posters. I own Naruto ... figurines. But I do not own the rights to the Naruto series.
Warnings: Mention of sex, teacher/student relationship, and definite PARODY of KakaNaru relationship!!! Oh, and a note on the spellings of some words ... being a Canadian, I tend to use Canadian spellings. So, no, I am not illiterate, just foreign.
A Typical Love Story
Naruto let out a soft moan as the older man's tongue once again delved more deeply into his mouth. A wave of pleasure rolled past his senses as his partner hit the spot on his gums that always made him shudder.
If someone had told him within the first decade and a half of his life that he would find himself in this position, with the weight of a male jounin instructor pressing him into his mattress as he let his mouth (and other parts of his anatomy) be thoroughly ravaged, he would have sputtered indignantly, and probably done his best to beat the hell out of the perverted bastard who had suggested such a sick and twisted thing. But at the age of sixteen, Naruto was more resigned to those things about himself that he had, in the past, had trouble accepting. Like his preference for men. Specifically, older men. And one man in particular had caught -- and held -- his attention.
The jounin's mouth moved slowly along Naruto's jaw, nipping the tender flesh; hard enough to hurt, but not to draw blood. Naruto's appreciative gasps spurred him on, and he moved his attention to Naruto's tanned neck.
The boy clearly recalled when he had first realized that he was in love with the teacher. He remembered the strange feeling in his stomach as he'd looked at that unusual man, at least a decade his senior, and his strange haircut (which, as Naruto later admitted, was uniquely appealing in its own way). He thought back to the nights of tossing in his bed, unable to sleep because he longed for the soothing sound of his crush's heartbeat. And he remembered the gentle way he had been embraced by the man, when he finally worked up the courage to stammer out a confession of sorts, one day not so long ago.
The jounin's mouth was on his again, and Naruto let go of his jumbled thoughts as he focussed on the sensations his lover elicited from his body.
Later, lying entwined with Naruto in the dark, the teacher carefully kissed his young lover on the tip of his nose.
"I love you," Gai whispered.
Anyway, I realize that I have practically nothing in my LJ right now, so I decided that more posting of Naruto fanfiction would be necessary to keep it from being a complete waste of space. So here's another parody I wrote. (I adore parodies, can you tell?) It's basically making fun of the KakaNaru pairing. I don't have anything against KakaNaru (or at least not any more than I have against KakaSasu, KakaSaku, or IruNaru), but this evil little ficlet jumped into my mind one time, and it wouldn't get out until I wrote it down. Anyway, enjoy.
Title: A Typical Love Story
Author: tatsumaki
Rating: R
Genre: Parody/Romance
Spoilers: none
Disclaimer: I own Naruto ... manga. I own Naruto ... plushies. I own Naruto ... posters. I own Naruto ... figurines. But I do not own the rights to the Naruto series.
Warnings: Mention of sex, teacher/student relationship, and definite PARODY of KakaNaru relationship!!! Oh, and a note on the spellings of some words ... being a Canadian, I tend to use Canadian spellings. So, no, I am not illiterate, just foreign.
A Typical Love Story
Naruto let out a soft moan as the older man's tongue once again delved more deeply into his mouth. A wave of pleasure rolled past his senses as his partner hit the spot on his gums that always made him shudder.
If someone had told him within the first decade and a half of his life that he would find himself in this position, with the weight of a male jounin instructor pressing him into his mattress as he let his mouth (and other parts of his anatomy) be thoroughly ravaged, he would have sputtered indignantly, and probably done his best to beat the hell out of the perverted bastard who had suggested such a sick and twisted thing. But at the age of sixteen, Naruto was more resigned to those things about himself that he had, in the past, had trouble accepting. Like his preference for men. Specifically, older men. And one man in particular had caught -- and held -- his attention.
The jounin's mouth moved slowly along Naruto's jaw, nipping the tender flesh; hard enough to hurt, but not to draw blood. Naruto's appreciative gasps spurred him on, and he moved his attention to Naruto's tanned neck.
The boy clearly recalled when he had first realized that he was in love with the teacher. He remembered the strange feeling in his stomach as he'd looked at that unusual man, at least a decade his senior, and his strange haircut (which, as Naruto later admitted, was uniquely appealing in its own way). He thought back to the nights of tossing in his bed, unable to sleep because he longed for the soothing sound of his crush's heartbeat. And he remembered the gentle way he had been embraced by the man, when he finally worked up the courage to stammer out a confession of sorts, one day not so long ago.
The jounin's mouth was on his again, and Naruto let go of his jumbled thoughts as he focussed on the sensations his lover elicited from his body.
Later, lying entwined with Naruto in the dark, the teacher carefully kissed his young lover on the tip of his nose.
"I love you," Gai whispered.