Manly, the World's Most Awesome Stud (did you wake up with
two hot chicks yesterday? Did you? No. He didn't think you had.), strutted down the hallway shirtless.
Not because he couldn't find his shirt, mind (although he couldn't), but because you should be so lucky to see his awesome body. Because it was awesome.
Pay no attention to the part where the jeans he was in seemed to be meant for someone almost a foot taller than he was. Manly certainly had.
[locked to someone in particular, then open, open, open.]