Rainbow Aliens!
A strange thing happened today I was sitting contentedly in the cafeteria eating some of the cotton candy produced by my brand new necklace when I noticed a rainbow coloured alien at the end of the caf. Noone else appeared to notice him so I decided to be a nice person and introduce myself, I do have some experience with interplanetary communications. I extended my hand to shake his when I realized that only aliens from Venus are rainbow and to extend your hand is a huge insult. "Oh no, here we go again," I thought. I had experience with irate Venetians on my first trip to Venus with my father. I quickly lay flat on the floor because I knew before he left he would send out his quazi-ray which for some reason causes anyone who comes in contact with it to start singing. The reason for this: Venetians find singing to be the worst punishment they can instill on anyone because singing to them sounds like nails accross chalkboard sounds like to us, which ironically is music to their ears. Well now I just had to change life back to normal because don't get me wrong I like singing as much at the next person but to hear your friends sing about Shakespeare is just no fun. Well I knew what I had to do, I found my father and got him to fly me to Venus in his private spaceship (all secret spies from Neptune have their own). Well now I couldn't go to the King of Venus empty-handed so I brought with me everlasting chocolate that I got when visiting Once Apon A Time (Venetians are known for their love of chocolate). I explained my predicament to the king and presented me with my gift. He quickly lifted the curse off my friends, on one condition: I must bring his daughter back to Earth with me to learn the customs (she wants to be a tour guide). Of course I agreed the more the merrier. So now here I am back at home happily sipping hot cocoa and talking with my new friend Kiara Venetian Princess.