Stolen from
brandywine421. Yay, meme, yay!
Pairings:
Write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions.
You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1) Seth Cohen
2) Summer Roberts
3) Ryan Atwood
4) Veronica Mars
5) Phoebe Buffay
6) Julie Cooper
7) Ben Connor (from life as we know it. I doubt anyone knows him, so here he is...
he's the bottom one. I promise, he's cute on TV!)
8) Lilly Kane
9) Luke Ward
10) Alex Kelly
11) Captain Oats (sorry, Princess Sparkle!)
12) Weevil *Too-Street-To-Have-A-Last-Name*
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Julie/Captain Oats? No, but I really want to. but no smut, horsey!sex is just ick.
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Veronica Mars is hot. Hotter than Duncan. And Captain Oats.
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Weevil got Lilly pregnant? I'm guessing this would be pre-murder. Umm, once Logan realized the baby wasn't his, he'd flip a shit and a Weevil-Logan fight ensues. And the tattoo makes sense to Logan!
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Luke fic? There was that one way back that
brandywine421 made for me that was Luke/Ryan, but I'm too lazy too link or remember the title.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Summer and Julie? All girl/girl-loving fans of the OC would rejoice. They'd be hot, albeit ew!-worthy.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Chandler/Luke or Chandler/Phoebe? Chandler/Luke would just...be weird. Chandler/Phoebe, especially because I actually kinda sorta like that pairing.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Ben walked in on Summer and Weevil doing it? He'd probably laugh and walk out. And The OC as we know Mars would be the best triple-crossover show/fic ever. But weird.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Phoebe/Ryan? While Phoebe's living on the street, she meets Ryan, who lets her live in his house because he's inheireted that Cohen-taking-in-strays thing. Then they totally do it! lol.
Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Seth/Lilly fluff? No. But it'd be interesting.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Ben/Weevil? Weevil's hurt that Ben laughed, so Ben laughs more to comfort him....?
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Veronica deflowers Seth? Meeharhar. Pre-OC. After the Lilly Kane scandal, Keith moves Veronica to a similar town, Newport. She's an outsider at Harbor too (who knows where Keith got the money to send her there...) and bonds with the other outsider, Seth! They fall in lovey love and are very hot and Veronica cancels out Seth's stupidity (which doesn't exsist yet because it's pre-season two!). This leads to the sex. yay!
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
I don't think anyone reads Ben slash. But I don't even read lawki fic.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
YES! Probably everyone. (We all *heart* Ryan)
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
I don't think so...Unless Seth Cohen's on my flist. He draws Captain Oats.
Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Summer/Veronica/Chandler. No. And that's a-okay with me!
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Something about the environment.
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
"Saturday Morning" by the Eels, which isn't as weird as it sounds. Lilly's very jumpy!
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Seth/Julie/Weevil? Weird pairing ahead!
What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Summer to use on Weevil? Summer doesn't do pick-up lines. He'd try to pick-up her.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Like, over two months. I never read Friends fic.
What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
She's Julie Cooper. It's so bondage, just like brandy said.
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Captain Oats would do Luke if he was drunk. The Captain gets affectionate while intoxicated. lol.
If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Ryan and Ben? That's tough. Both have experience with older ladies...But I think Ryan wins.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Seth and Luke are in a happy relationship until Luke suddenly runs off with Veronica. Seth, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Captain Oats (I'm not shocked, lol), and a brief unhappy affair with Weevil, then follows the wise advice of Chandler and finds true love with Ryan (aww! Just like real...TV!). Seth Sluts It Up, and Ends Up with Ryan -- Duh! All the Seth/Ryan shippers. Nobody, because it'd be weird.