I'm Still ALIVE!!!
Little Bowynn has been born almost a week now, and I'm still alive!!! and so is skullycat !
Kaeda and Brendon came home on Friday, and it was nice to have the family back together.
tbh, its been a little surreal. Baby Bowynn aka Squeaker (or Squeaky McGee, or Little Bun... yeah, i've given this kid a whole bunch of nicknames already, but thats what Aunties do!) is SOOOOOOOOOOOO Cute. and Tiny. and cute. I totally want to Elmira her. (if you don't know who Elmira is, you should be ASHAMED of yourself! Tiny Toons Adventures were AWESOME!!) meaning, I totally want to squish her. When I hold her, sometimes i say stuff along the lines of "i want to squish you until your insides come out your ears!!!" - THAT is how cute she is. (don't worry, i wouldn't really.)
I play with Kaeda quite a bit. Right now, Kaeda quite likes it when Auntie Cait is a horse. Yes, i let my Niece ride on my back. That is how whipped I am. These children, i swear.
But yes, being a Horsie isn't as awesome as it seems. Their house has hardwood floors. B had joked about getting me kneepads, but I asked for them anyway. Seriously, being a horsie isn't easy. especially on hardwood floors. Actually, last night he got them for me, and I put them on, and I was chasing after Kaeda on my hands and knees (be a Horsie Auntie!! Get down! Don't stand up!!) so i put on the kneepads to test them out. so as i round the corner, i notice that we have company. Yes, I got to meet a couple of B's friends while wearing knee pads. Fortunately, they know Kaeda, so seeing a woman in her mid-twenties on all fours chasing an almost 3-yr old? Not really anything to bat an eye at. (I don't think Karen would ever do the things that I would, but she's Mommy - and that is Srs Bsn. Being Auntie, i'm waaaaaaaaay more fun =P )
But yeah... Kaeda has Auntie Cait wrapped around her little finger. And we all know it.
Hey man, I CHOOSE to be wrapped around that finger of hers! I don't HAVE to be! I could stop if I wanted!!
(omg, last night at dinner i was all, So Kaeda, do you like the Dip Auntie made? {it was guacamole}, and she was all 'yes' and then i was all, Kaeda, do you love Auntie?" and she nodded and said "yes". and then my heart exploded in my chest, because seriously, my heart grows fifty billion times when I hear her say stuff like that.)
ANYWAY.
So I've been making K watch Hawaii Five-0 with me, cuz its my new obsession. OMFG, how much do i heart this show? SO EFFING MUCH!! YOU HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA.
Steve and Danno? So totally married. They are the MAIN reason I watch this show. them being man-wives is just... the best thing evar. (it doesn't hurt that Daniel Dae Kim and Grace Park are both SUPER PRETTY to look at, and are SO EFFING AWESOME as Chin and Kono. Seriously, EVERYONE needs to be watching this show and its awesomeness.)
I love Steve and Danno SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much. They're both super hot and charming, and... *dies*. and seeing Daddy!Danno? makes my ovaries explode, i want his babies SO HARD. (and not, its not just cuz being Auntie with Kaeda and Bowynn makes my maternal clock speed up a little). Daddy!Danno is just... its... sexy and hot and seeing him be all sweet with his daughter and how he loves her SO MUCH (HE FREAKING MOVED FROM JERSEY TO HAWAII JUST TO SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH HER ALL THE TIME. HOW DOES HE EXIST? AND WHY AREN'T WOMEN CRAWLING ALL OVER THEMSELVES TO BE WITH HIM? i mean, yeah, he's with Steve, and they're totally going out and everything, BUT SERIOUSLY, WOMEN OF HAWAII. HOW ARE YOU NOT HAVING MATERNAL ORGASMS LIKE I AM WHEN HE'S WITH GRACIE? HOW???)
and Steve... he's just... such an asshole. like, most of the time. and he's so OBVIOUSLY in love with Danno. Um, hello, HE calls him Danno - a name RESERVED only for Danny's Daughter.
and their Car Banter? Made of win and awesome and epicness. Seriously, so totally married.
and Steve? is a totally tall-y. (and you know how i lurve mah tallies!!) and he's an ex-navy seal. so he's kind of a hardass. and he loves violence (well... he likes torturing criminals, and dangling them off rooftops and throwing them in shark cages to get them to talk. SERIOUSLY, THIS MAN IS AMAZING AND I LOVE HIM).
ok ok... i need to stop. this show, though, everyone, EVERYONE needs to watch it. and not just cuz Danno and Steve being married is awesome. Jin is on my tv again, which makes me all kinds of happy. (and his new name is CHIN!! HEE!!) and he's just... he RIDES A MOTORCYCLE, GUYS. and its HOT. (because Chin is HOT). and he's totally bad ass. and has a chip on his shoulder. and is just... like... so awesome. I cannot even. he's... guh. like, this show, its just full of the eye-candy.
And Grace Park? Is AWESOME TOO. and i totes wanna watch BSG again (even tho i only own the first season). she's bad ass, and cute, and looks hot in her bikinis, and one day when I grow up, i want to be as badass as her. for seriously. (you guys, the first time we meet her, she PUNCHES A GUY IN THE FACE cuz he crashed into her while she was surfing. IT WAS AWESOME!!!)
in conclusion, expect to hear more about me loving Five-0. and all its awesomeness.
and how much i love my Mormon Family. because they're pretty awesome too.
also? timeblind ? i still miss you. i love you bb!!! *smooshes*
Kaeda and Brendon came home on Friday, and it was nice to have the family back together.
tbh, its been a little surreal. Baby Bowynn aka Squeaker (or Squeaky McGee, or Little Bun... yeah, i've given this kid a whole bunch of nicknames already, but thats what Aunties do!) is SOOOOOOOOOOOO Cute. and Tiny. and cute. I totally want to Elmira her. (if you don't know who Elmira is, you should be ASHAMED of yourself! Tiny Toons Adventures were AWESOME!!) meaning, I totally want to squish her. When I hold her, sometimes i say stuff along the lines of "i want to squish you until your insides come out your ears!!!" - THAT is how cute she is. (don't worry, i wouldn't really.)
I play with Kaeda quite a bit. Right now, Kaeda quite likes it when Auntie Cait is a horse. Yes, i let my Niece ride on my back. That is how whipped I am. These children, i swear.
But yes, being a Horsie isn't as awesome as it seems. Their house has hardwood floors. B had joked about getting me kneepads, but I asked for them anyway. Seriously, being a horsie isn't easy. especially on hardwood floors. Actually, last night he got them for me, and I put them on, and I was chasing after Kaeda on my hands and knees (be a Horsie Auntie!! Get down! Don't stand up!!) so i put on the kneepads to test them out. so as i round the corner, i notice that we have company. Yes, I got to meet a couple of B's friends while wearing knee pads. Fortunately, they know Kaeda, so seeing a woman in her mid-twenties on all fours chasing an almost 3-yr old? Not really anything to bat an eye at. (I don't think Karen would ever do the things that I would, but she's Mommy - and that is Srs Bsn. Being Auntie, i'm waaaaaaaaay more fun =P )
But yeah... Kaeda has Auntie Cait wrapped around her little finger. And we all know it.
Hey man, I CHOOSE to be wrapped around that finger of hers! I don't HAVE to be! I could stop if I wanted!!
(omg, last night at dinner i was all, So Kaeda, do you like the Dip Auntie made? {it was guacamole}, and she was all 'yes' and then i was all, Kaeda, do you love Auntie?" and she nodded and said "yes". and then my heart exploded in my chest, because seriously, my heart grows fifty billion times when I hear her say stuff like that.)
ANYWAY.
So I've been making K watch Hawaii Five-0 with me, cuz its my new obsession. OMFG, how much do i heart this show? SO EFFING MUCH!! YOU HONESTLY HAVE NO IDEA.
Steve and Danno? So totally married. They are the MAIN reason I watch this show. them being man-wives is just... the best thing evar. (it doesn't hurt that Daniel Dae Kim and Grace Park are both SUPER PRETTY to look at, and are SO EFFING AWESOME as Chin and Kono. Seriously, EVERYONE needs to be watching this show and its awesomeness.)
I love Steve and Danno SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much. They're both super hot and charming, and... *dies*. and seeing Daddy!Danno? makes my ovaries explode, i want his babies SO HARD. (and not, its not just cuz being Auntie with Kaeda and Bowynn makes my maternal clock speed up a little). Daddy!Danno is just... its... sexy and hot and seeing him be all sweet with his daughter and how he loves her SO MUCH (HE FREAKING MOVED FROM JERSEY TO HAWAII JUST TO SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH HER ALL THE TIME. HOW DOES HE EXIST? AND WHY AREN'T WOMEN CRAWLING ALL OVER THEMSELVES TO BE WITH HIM? i mean, yeah, he's with Steve, and they're totally going out and everything, BUT SERIOUSLY, WOMEN OF HAWAII. HOW ARE YOU NOT HAVING MATERNAL ORGASMS LIKE I AM WHEN HE'S WITH GRACIE? HOW???)
and Steve... he's just... such an asshole. like, most of the time. and he's so OBVIOUSLY in love with Danno. Um, hello, HE calls him Danno - a name RESERVED only for Danny's Daughter.
and their Car Banter? Made of win and awesome and epicness. Seriously, so totally married.
and Steve? is a totally tall-y. (and you know how i lurve mah tallies!!) and he's an ex-navy seal. so he's kind of a hardass. and he loves violence (well... he likes torturing criminals, and dangling them off rooftops and throwing them in shark cages to get them to talk. SERIOUSLY, THIS MAN IS AMAZING AND I LOVE HIM).
ok ok... i need to stop. this show, though, everyone, EVERYONE needs to watch it. and not just cuz Danno and Steve being married is awesome. Jin is on my tv again, which makes me all kinds of happy. (and his new name is CHIN!! HEE!!) and he's just... he RIDES A MOTORCYCLE, GUYS. and its HOT. (because Chin is HOT). and he's totally bad ass. and has a chip on his shoulder. and is just... like... so awesome. I cannot even. he's... guh. like, this show, its just full of the eye-candy.
And Grace Park? Is AWESOME TOO. and i totes wanna watch BSG again (even tho i only own the first season). she's bad ass, and cute, and looks hot in her bikinis, and one day when I grow up, i want to be as badass as her. for seriously. (you guys, the first time we meet her, she PUNCHES A GUY IN THE FACE cuz he crashed into her while she was surfing. IT WAS AWESOME!!!)
in conclusion, expect to hear more about me loving Five-0. and all its awesomeness.
and how much i love my Mormon Family. because they're pretty awesome too.
also? timeblind ? i still miss you. i love you bb!!! *smooshes*