ATTN: OLD PEOPLE

[tatch_23]

You are hereby banned from using credit cards.

Don't know if you're old? Follow these steps:

1) Do you own a cell phone?
-IF NO: You are too young/old to have a credit card.
-IF YES: Move on to question 2

2) Can you send a text message without difficulty?
-IF NO: You are too old to have a credit card.
-IF YES: Move on to question 3

3) What is your favorite movie?
-IF YOUR MOVIE IS ONLY VIEWABLE IN BLACK AND WHITE: You are too old to have a credit card.
-IF COLOR: Move on to question 4

4) Do you wear a diaper?
-IF YES: You are too old to have a credit card, and ew.
-IF NO: Move on to FINAL QUESTION 5

5) LOOK OUT, IT'S A COMMUNIST!
-IF YOU WERE SENT INTO PANIC/RAGE: You are too old to have a credit card.
-IF YOU WERE NOT: Congratulations! You may own a credit card.
-IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHAT A COMMUNIST IS: Forget it, kill yourself