This n' that
When fandoms collide and Photoshop gets involved...
The caption was, "Please state the nature of your temporal emergency." Hee. Made me blink! Y'all may have already seen it but if not, it deserved the chance to break other people's brains, too. *g*
I also stumbled across this post, which I thought worth quoting:
Stop telling me I should be looking for my knight in shining armour to be riding up on his white horse. If that knight rides up trying to save me from god only knows what, I’m taking his horse and his sword and leaving his patronising ass at the side of the road.
And a rather lengthy post on why one should date a girl who reads, which I thought was absolutely fantastic.
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes. She has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve.
Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does because she will always have an unread book in her bag.She’s the one lovingly looking over the shelves in the bookstore, the one who quietly cries out when she finds the book she wants. You see the weird chick sniffing the pages of an old book in a second hand book shop? That’s the reader. They can never resist smelling the pages, especially when they are yellow.
She’s the girl reading while waiting in that coffee shop down the street. If you take a peek at her mug, the non-dairy creamer is floating on top because she’s kind of engrossed already. Lost in a world of the author’s making. Sit down. She might give you a glare, as most girls who read do not like to be interrupted. Ask her if she likes the book.
Buy her another cup of coffee.
Let her know what you really think of Murakami. See if she got through the first chapter of Fellowship. Understand that if she says she understood James Joyce’s Ulysses she’s just saying that to sound intelligent. Ask her if she loves Alice or she would like to be Alice.
It’s easy to date a girl who reads. Give her books for her birthday, for Christmas and for anniversaries. Give her the gift of words, in poetry, in song. Give her Neruda, Pound, Sexton, Cummings. Let her know that you understand that words are love. Understand that she knows the difference between books and reality but by god, she’s going to try to make her life a little like her favorite book. It will never be your fault if she does.
She has to give it a shot somehow.
Lie to her. If she understands syntax, she will understand your need to lie. Behind words are other things: motivation, value, nuance, dialogue. It will not be the end of the world.
Fail her. Because a girl who reads knows that failure always leads up to the climax. Because girls who understand that all things will come to end. That you can always write a sequel. That you can begin again and again and still be the hero. That life is meant to have a villain or two.
Why be frightened of everything that you are not? Girls who read understand that people, like characters, develop. Except in the Twilightseries.
If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are.
You will propose on a hot air balloon. Or during a rock concert. Or very casually next time she’s sick. Over Skype.
You will smile so hard you will wonder why your heart hasn’t burst and bled out all over your chest yet. You will write the story of your lives, have kids with strange names and even stranger tastes. She will introduce your children to the Cat in the Hat and Aslan, maybe in the same day. You will walk the winters of your old age together and she will recite Keats under her breath while you shake the snow off your boots.
Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.
Or better yet, date a girl who writes.
And then, after reading it, I started wondering when, exactly, I stopped being a girl who reads. And perhaps more importantly, why? I sort of know the answer, in that I only have so much time and attention and the hours I used to spend with a book are mostly eaten by writing and reading on the Internet. This, of course, is why during the two weeks or so last year when I was entirely without computer or television, I read like eight books. Last fall, I picked up a two-in-one YA novel that I'd started ages ago (my receipt for Cradlesong was playing bookmark, and that came out June '09, lol), but put down when I moved from that place to the previous-to-now place in July '09. Then when I started it again - having forgotten the three chapters I'd read, naturally - I ended up zooming through it and buying the next three two-in-one books in the series, and devouring those, too. There are a few more in the series as well, but by that time I was getting ready to move again, and didn't want to go buying any more books! Because despite not reading so much, I have still managed to acquire a fair few books, most of which are on my TBR pile still, obviously.
I still self-define as a bibliophile. I am reminded of a conversation I had with the mother whilst I was packing to come to England, though. She said that I'm a book lover, yes, but I'm not a true bookworm the way she is, because that space in me is filled with music.
I think she's right. But I still get a very great pleasure from browsing the used bookstores along Charing Cross Road when I'm in London, and the scent in there makes me happy. ♥
The caption was, "Please state the nature of your temporal emergency." Hee. Made me blink! Y'all may have already seen it but if not, it deserved the chance to break other people's brains, too. *g*
I also stumbled across this post, which I thought worth quoting:
Stop telling me I should be looking for my knight in shining armour to be riding up on his white horse. If that knight rides up trying to save me from god only knows what, I’m taking his horse and his sword and leaving his patronising ass at the side of the road.
And a rather lengthy post on why one should date a girl who reads, which I thought was absolutely fantastic.
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes. She has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve.
Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does because she will always have an unread book in her bag.She’s the one lovingly looking over the shelves in the bookstore, the one who quietly cries out when she finds the book she wants. You see the weird chick sniffing the pages of an old book in a second hand book shop? That’s the reader. They can never resist smelling the pages, especially when they are yellow.
She’s the girl reading while waiting in that coffee shop down the street. If you take a peek at her mug, the non-dairy creamer is floating on top because she’s kind of engrossed already. Lost in a world of the author’s making. Sit down. She might give you a glare, as most girls who read do not like to be interrupted. Ask her if she likes the book.
Buy her another cup of coffee.
Let her know what you really think of Murakami. See if she got through the first chapter of Fellowship. Understand that if she says she understood James Joyce’s Ulysses she’s just saying that to sound intelligent. Ask her if she loves Alice or she would like to be Alice.
It’s easy to date a girl who reads. Give her books for her birthday, for Christmas and for anniversaries. Give her the gift of words, in poetry, in song. Give her Neruda, Pound, Sexton, Cummings. Let her know that you understand that words are love. Understand that she knows the difference between books and reality but by god, she’s going to try to make her life a little like her favorite book. It will never be your fault if she does.
She has to give it a shot somehow.
Lie to her. If she understands syntax, she will understand your need to lie. Behind words are other things: motivation, value, nuance, dialogue. It will not be the end of the world.
Fail her. Because a girl who reads knows that failure always leads up to the climax. Because girls who understand that all things will come to end. That you can always write a sequel. That you can begin again and again and still be the hero. That life is meant to have a villain or two.
Why be frightened of everything that you are not? Girls who read understand that people, like characters, develop. Except in the Twilightseries.
If you find a girl who reads, keep her close. When you find her up at 2 AM clutching a book to her chest and weeping, make her a cup of tea and hold her. You may lose her for a couple of hours but she will always come back to you. She’ll talk as if the characters in the book are real, because for a while, they always are.
You will propose on a hot air balloon. Or during a rock concert. Or very casually next time she’s sick. Over Skype.
You will smile so hard you will wonder why your heart hasn’t burst and bled out all over your chest yet. You will write the story of your lives, have kids with strange names and even stranger tastes. She will introduce your children to the Cat in the Hat and Aslan, maybe in the same day. You will walk the winters of your old age together and she will recite Keats under her breath while you shake the snow off your boots.
Date a girl who reads because you deserve it. You deserve a girl who can give you the most colorful life imaginable. If you can only give her monotony, and stale hours and half-baked proposals, then you’re better off alone. If you want the world and the worlds beyond it, date a girl who reads.
Or better yet, date a girl who writes.
And then, after reading it, I started wondering when, exactly, I stopped being a girl who reads. And perhaps more importantly, why? I sort of know the answer, in that I only have so much time and attention and the hours I used to spend with a book are mostly eaten by writing and reading on the Internet. This, of course, is why during the two weeks or so last year when I was entirely without computer or television, I read like eight books. Last fall, I picked up a two-in-one YA novel that I'd started ages ago (my receipt for Cradlesong was playing bookmark, and that came out June '09, lol), but put down when I moved from that place to the previous-to-now place in July '09. Then when I started it again - having forgotten the three chapters I'd read, naturally - I ended up zooming through it and buying the next three two-in-one books in the series, and devouring those, too. There are a few more in the series as well, but by that time I was getting ready to move again, and didn't want to go buying any more books! Because despite not reading so much, I have still managed to acquire a fair few books, most of which are on my TBR pile still, obviously.
I still self-define as a bibliophile. I am reminded of a conversation I had with the mother whilst I was packing to come to England, though. She said that I'm a book lover, yes, but I'm not a true bookworm the way she is, because that space in me is filled with music.
I think she's right. But I still get a very great pleasure from browsing the used bookstores along Charing Cross Road when I'm in London, and the scent in there makes me happy. ♥