Formal chubby guy complaint to god of questionable existence #472
Dear God who may or may not exist,
I do not think it is fair that food in my digestive system is counted as weight on scales. It is really quite an emotional experience to see myself weigh more because I ate at 10pm one night. But not as bad as what is likely happening today... when I weigh myself and I seem 8 pounds lighter because all I had was some sushi at 7pm, then tomorrow it will seem like I gained 8 pounds back again in one day.
This is a really unfair thing you have done, to make food inside our bellies affect our weight.
Please stop it.
Sincerely,
Stephen
Your disinterested subject
I do not think it is fair that food in my digestive system is counted as weight on scales. It is really quite an emotional experience to see myself weigh more because I ate at 10pm one night. But not as bad as what is likely happening today... when I weigh myself and I seem 8 pounds lighter because all I had was some sushi at 7pm, then tomorrow it will seem like I gained 8 pounds back again in one day.
This is a really unfair thing you have done, to make food inside our bellies affect our weight.
Please stop it.
Sincerely,
Stephen
Your disinterested subject