Cody Vs The Penguin

[tastywaffles]

Yesterday I gave into peer pressure and decided to install Linux on my computer. I was going to have it as a second OS for maybe hosting servers and such. But when I installed Linux, it corrupted Windows and forced me to format! But still being the positive attitude person I am *cough* decided to continue with the Linux installation. After Windows was gone it went peachy, I got to set up everything and the configuration was actually better than Windows XP. By this time I was Giddy and all "heheheh I have Linux and it owns!" and the first thing I wanted to do was get on messenger and tell all my good buddies that don't bother to even say "Hi" to me. But alas, there is no such thing as a Linux "Msn Messenger"! Infact, there is no such thing as anything Linux! NOTHING works with this. I could've sworn that it had more compatibility than a Mac but NO, I had to get hacked versions of my favorite software to actually run it. And Linux can't even run .EXE files. WTF!! Worst part being I had to get off my fat lazy ass and hook up my floppy drive so I could Format and Re-Install Windows, because Linux wouldn't let me do it the other way (Thanks for not reading exe you ass hole). I also lost my many gigs of music and videos (educational of course). This made me realize that I LOVE Bill Gates in a HETEROsexual way, caps for people who can't read well, that has caused me problems before. In short, Fuck Penguins, Love Bill, Mac in the middle.
-Cody out
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