Dear Santa
Dear Santa Claus,
This is my first time to write you a letter. Here's a list of things I want. I have never really asked you for anything for like the past several years. I am not really that materialistic, right? hehe But this year I think I deserve something even though I don't have a job. I'm not being selfish here am I? I have only been selfish with one thing, you know. I guess I do deserve something, seeing that I am everyone's favorite errand boy. I've dusted, cleaned, bleached, watered, gardened, planted, shopped, paid bills for, cared for pets, cleaned their poo, vacuumed, washed dishes for, cooked for..you get the idea. Eternal props to you, Santa. I'm still praying for the intangibles.
Brian (one headlight, dim outlook)
1. Wheelman
2. 2 pairs rollerblades and safety gear
3. new brakes for the bike. better yet, a new bike with shock suspension
4. date money
5. iBook
6. scanner
7. mahogany seedlings
8. Fig Newtons
9. chef's knife
10. Playstation 2
11. Set of weights or the Totalgym
12. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2004
13. a ride in a helicopter
14. Surfboard, crash course in surfing
15. Speedos
16. The Runaways trade paperback
17. Maximum Black by Tim Bradstreet
18. the Tupping Liberty! shirt
19. digital camera
20. lots of black and white film
21. cross-training shoes
22. dive mask, snorkel, dive/swim fins
23. scuba diving lessons
24. driving lessons
25. the new Beetle Convertible (or any European car with round headlights)
26. Clerks X DVD signed by Kevin Smith
27. a Scary Go Round book
28. Marvels paperback edition
29. a day at a spa
30. money for derma
31. handycam or DV Cam
32. Kingdom Come paperback
33. Batman Black & White Vol. 1 & 2, Long Halloween or Dark Victory
34. an easel
35. a nice jacket
36. wallet
37. shirts - lots, different kinds (darn that Gap thief)
38. slacks (Lee Performance Khakis..mmmm..)
39. leather shoes
40. leather belt (I promise I won’t lose it like the last one)
41. sunglasses
42. nice frame for eyeglasses
43. Needle In The Groove by Jeff Noon
44. Eightball or Ghost World by Dan Clowes
45. trip to Europe, Australia for two
46. Kennel Cab for Brodie
47. ride in a big-ass rollercoaster
48. tent
49. sonic toothbrush or any power toothbrush
50. motorcycle
51. day at a resort
52. trip to Boracay
53. graphics tablet
54. punching bag, 2 pairs boxing gloves
55. Slam Man for Ces
56. DVDs: Coupling, Ed Wood, El Mariachi, The Office, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2004
57. Student Bodies VHS
58. tom tom/congo drums
59. 2 rashguards
60. bodyboard for Ces
61. iPod
62. trip to Palawan
63. pet echidna or ferret hehe just kidding
64. camping backpack
65. a farm
66. a house and a swimming pool
67. billiards table
68. set brushes and lots of new paint (oil)
69. sandals (darn that Galera sandal thief)
70. Triathlon Training in Four Hours a Week by Eric Harr
71. a hammock
p.s. Err, I'll wtite some more if I think of some other cool stuff. Thanks Santa.
This is my first time to write you a letter. Here's a list of things I want. I have never really asked you for anything for like the past several years. I am not really that materialistic, right? hehe But this year I think I deserve something even though I don't have a job. I'm not being selfish here am I? I have only been selfish with one thing, you know. I guess I do deserve something, seeing that I am everyone's favorite errand boy. I've dusted, cleaned, bleached, watered, gardened, planted, shopped, paid bills for, cared for pets, cleaned their poo, vacuumed, washed dishes for, cooked for..you get the idea. Eternal props to you, Santa. I'm still praying for the intangibles.
Brian (one headlight, dim outlook)
1. Wheelman
2. 2 pairs rollerblades and safety gear
3. new brakes for the bike. better yet, a new bike with shock suspension
4. date money
5. iBook
6. scanner
7. mahogany seedlings
8. Fig Newtons
9. chef's knife
10. Playstation 2
11. Set of weights or the Totalgym
12. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2004
13. a ride in a helicopter
14. Surfboard, crash course in surfing
15. Speedos
16. The Runaways trade paperback
17. Maximum Black by Tim Bradstreet
18. the Tupping Liberty! shirt
19. digital camera
20. lots of black and white film
21. cross-training shoes
22. dive mask, snorkel, dive/swim fins
23. scuba diving lessons
24. driving lessons
25. the new Beetle Convertible (or any European car with round headlights)
26. Clerks X DVD signed by Kevin Smith
27. a Scary Go Round book
28. Marvels paperback edition
29. a day at a spa
30. money for derma
31. handycam or DV Cam
32. Kingdom Come paperback
33. Batman Black & White Vol. 1 & 2, Long Halloween or Dark Victory
34. an easel
35. a nice jacket
36. wallet
37. shirts - lots, different kinds (darn that Gap thief)
38. slacks (Lee Performance Khakis..mmmm..)
39. leather shoes
40. leather belt (I promise I won’t lose it like the last one)
41. sunglasses
42. nice frame for eyeglasses
43. Needle In The Groove by Jeff Noon
44. Eightball or Ghost World by Dan Clowes
45. trip to Europe, Australia for two
46. Kennel Cab for Brodie
47. ride in a big-ass rollercoaster
48. tent
49. sonic toothbrush or any power toothbrush
50. motorcycle
51. day at a resort
52. trip to Boracay
53. graphics tablet
54. punching bag, 2 pairs boxing gloves
55. Slam Man for Ces
56. DVDs: Coupling, Ed Wood, El Mariachi, The Office, Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2004
57. Student Bodies VHS
58. tom tom/congo drums
59. 2 rashguards
60. bodyboard for Ces
61. iPod
62. trip to Palawan
63. pet echidna or ferret hehe just kidding
64. camping backpack
65. a farm
66. a house and a swimming pool
67. billiards table
68. set brushes and lots of new paint (oil)
69. sandals (darn that Galera sandal thief)
70. Triathlon Training in Four Hours a Week by Eric Harr
71. a hammock
p.s. Err, I'll wtite some more if I think of some other cool stuff. Thanks Santa.