all this freedom you get

Dec 16, 2005 04:47

Dear Friend,

I am free!
Today was my last day of finals; now, I can spend two months running amok with no purpose and no motive, sleeping till sunset, and getting fucked up.

Um...insert long semipersonal thing that I deleted because I realized it is none of the business of the hundred people on my friends list. What it translates to is" Big brother, I kept my promise to you in terms of mixing certain things because you are one of the few people whom keeping promises to actually matters to me.

It should also be stated that I'm not complaining as much as everyone seems to think.I realize that I point out unfortunate things often, but you must understand that I've usually accepted them, and am not upset by them. Life is not the gothy gothgoth pit of misery that everyone seems to think I perceive it as.

other shit:
-no France no more. damn the man.
-I made cupcakes!
-I need to go to the doctor. I am one of the few people who actually loves going to the doctor. I sit down, tell him what sucks, and he gives me something that makes it instantly better. That's fucking awesome.
-Memoirs of a Geisha is mighty nice and fancy, although I recommend waiting for it to come out on DVD seeing as it is quite long. Thinking about it, geishas are a lot like dandies. Except female and asian.
-BananaFingers oooowns.
-don't say "funner." "funner" is not a word. Someone said it the other day and I almost ripped their vocal chords out.
-asian children are perfect in every way.
-um....someone done bust my lip! k, I'm done now...

moment of zen:


Love always,
Tara

edit:
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole serotonintonic's purse (30 points). In February I bought porn for theshakenmonkey (10 points). Last Wednesday on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In August I helped fishnetsandfags hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-873 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
tastyplacebos

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