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[anti_charm]

Mama~~ Mama~~

Where do babies come from? ♥

Comments

[mostcharming]

... what answer will make you go away and stop asking stupid questions? Because that'll be it.

[anti_charm]

Why must you be so mean to me.

[mostcharming]

I don't want to repeat myself!!

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[anti_charm]

But you smell good! So I can't ignore you!

[anti_charm]

It makes me hungry.

[anti_charm]

I bet you'd taste dry and stringy, though.

[mostcharming]

What kind of deranged hypothesis is that?! It's completely misinformed! I am the most elegant and most delectable type of person you could ever hope to meet~!

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[anti_charm]

Well, since we both are men of science, allow me to test my hypothesis.

[anti_charm]

[liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick]

[anti_charm]

... salty.

[mostcharming]

[mostcharming]

You did not have permission to do that!!

A-and that must be... residue from my cologne!

[anti_charm]

I was testing my hypothesis, since you questioned the validity of it. Go cry in a corner. ♥

Really? Don't you put that on your neck?~

[liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick. :E]

[mostcharming]

*shriek*

Fine! You've tested it, now go away! Go find some savage or something to lick to your heart's content for all I care.

[anti_charm]

I would, but I save my favorite things for last.

I was right, though. You'd be gross and dry and old. Not even a snack.

[mostcharming]

How dare you?! I am not old! My youth is as plain as day! And my skin is as flawless and beautiful as it ever was!

You must be jealous~ you poor thing. We can't all be quite so fabulous, so sad. ♥