The Great Pie Mystery

[seizeglory]

For the final time;

I did not steal that pie.

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[sniperism]

I'm hungry, Van.

Hungry.

You wouldn't make a guy like me starve, right? I mean, a friend of mine already called me a stick, you know?

[seizeglory]

And yet I'm the one being accused of theft. I had a full lunch; I had no need to steal any more food.

You're the more likely suspect than I.

[sniperism]

Like I said, I'm hungry; hear my stomach grumbling and my non-existent heart pumping like mad?

[seizeglory]

Then we must find the true thief and settle the matter once and for all.

[sniperism]

As long as we at least pass by.. McDonalds, I'm fine with that.

Oh, and what flavor was the pie?

[seizeglory]

...You surely must be starving if you're willing to eat such dreck.

It was a cherry pie...As I have been told.

[sniperism]

Yeah. Did I tell you I kinda had to skip my first two meals to, ahem, drain out a certain country? And you know how tiring that's gotta be. Kinda.

.. Damn. Why's it that my favorites were stole while this happened?

[seizeglory]

You didn't. But if you're that hungry, I should be able to cook a better meal for you. Would you like anything in particular or would anything do?

Shame about the pie. I'll make sure to have it guarded next time.

[sniperism]

How about some steak, then? It always makes my stomach and tongue happy in the end.

I should just get another one since you're cookin' for me. Want sparkles with it?

[seizeglory]

Steak then, how well would you like it done? It may take longer to prepare depending.

And I'd rather hold the sparkles, thank you.

[sniperism]

Medium rare. I like mine a little soft.

Whip cream?

[seizeglory]

Then it shouldn't take too long; it'll be done by the time you're back.

Whip cream is fine.

[sniperism]

Then I'll be right back, sweetums.

[ W-Warpin'! ]

[seizeglory]

...Excuse me?

[...Did Xigbar just call Van sweetums?]

[sniperism]

[ And he wraps back in. With pie. ]

What? It was a joke. Not like I was serious about it -- c'mon and laugh a little.

[ Puts pie down and raises hands in defense. And yes, he did. ]

[seizeglory]

...Ha.

[ And he starts to get started on Xigbar's steak anyway~ ]