The Aftermath of Tragedy
Quick story based on a conversation in which V asked me how Neil was handling Canada getting decimated by the USA on Sunday. I realize that they've still got another shot at hockey gold, but it was a tragic evening for Canadians, and the story's more fun if I ignore that fact
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Where was I? OH YES. Neil the Drunk Canadian Slug retrieving his balls for the next round! HEEE. And Sasha! I love Sasha now even more...he went up like a billion points for his awesome body-graffiti (which is probably now also on Facebook!) ..oh shit I would NOT want to be around Neil when he finds out what's on his back. And it made me giggle like a little kid because it was just so perfectly immature!!!!!!!!!
Wait. He wore his cape out to a bar with body paint. OMG. He's "that guy" NEIL IS "THAT GUY"!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD XD XD LAUGHING FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!! And he so lost his fucking pants before he made it home! They were probably Kain's pants, too!!! :D
How drunk is Neil? Very, right?
Is he going to clean the red paint out of the bathtub?
Is this:
"Okay, this is serious. We're fucking kidnapping you this weekend, and don't think I can't convince Kain to get on board with this, because that man is entirely too willing to involve himself in missions that involve duct tape."
the precursor to NAKED HOCKY????????? PLEASE TELL ME IT IS!!!!!
AND SPIRIT (CAPSLOCK TIME!): PLEASE DON'T STOP WITH THE MONSTERSOCK CREW!!!!! IF YOU NEED MORE IDEAS I'M HAPPY TO INSPIRE! I LOVE THIS SERIES SO FUCKING MUCH, YOU MOOSE-EATING FLANNEL WEARING TAPDANCING FIDDLE PLAYER! The opening ceremonies taught me that Canadians wear flannel and mohawks and then tap-dance in boots while fat guys with beards narrate slam poetry. I will take this as fact.
*retreats to grass hut*
By Gods, I <3 You spirit!!!!!!
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HE IS DEFINITELY "THAT GUY." Even better, he is "that guy" in a place where NOBODY ELSE CARES.
Very drunk. Probably won't clean out the red paint. In fact, I think he's going to have to be convinced to clean the red paint of HIMSELF to begin with, so he doesn't wake up in the morning with red sheets.
It COULD be the precursor! No wonder Mamoru's all grumpy about this trip.
HAW, V, I love you. I'll keep up with the Monstersock crew for you!
I learned something new from that part too, because I had no idea that Ashley MacIsaac was Canadian. I thought, like, Ireland had the market cornered on rocking male fiddle players.
Enjoy that grass hut! I bet it matches your bikini and grass skirt very nicely.
A billion <3333 to you, V!
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HAW. Mamoru should just let him sleep in the bathtub to minimize the spread of red paint through the house. Also that would be a funny picture to stick on facebook!
I am SO LOOKING FORWARD TO NAKED HOCKY!
What is this "bikini" you speak of? I wear coconuts on my boobs as is SOP unless it is a formal occasion, in which case I wear a Lilo and Stitch muu-muu.
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HAHA Why is Neil so easy to imagine sleeping in the bathtub, all covered in red paint smears?
Damn, I need to get Naked Hockey written now.
I apologize, I forgot about the traditional dress of your people. I bet you don't leave your house without a lei and a fresh-cut flower in your hair.
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I mean, HALP I AM BEING SWEPT OUT TO SEA AND THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE ME IS MORE MONSTERSOX!!!!!!
Especially this "Mandatory Naked Day" that I am reading below...or "Mandatory Porn Day". "Mandatory" something-day to force Mamoru to do it too!
Or Naked Hocky.
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Mandatory NAKED DAY? Suddenly the mention of duct tape is getting more and more exciting.
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V, grab the cock before the next wave hits! It's in draft form, but you know how it's a reliable little guy ;_; XD.
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I approve of these Mandatory Days :d
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If Canadia DOES win tonight and Sunday, can Neil make out with some stranger? Or several? The red paint needs to be smeared all over several lucky women.
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