Apr 19, 2004 20:20
Chain letters,
On the shitlist of the gods with the likes of Michael Jackson, Ouji boards, Aviv, and peeing with a boner
Chain letters consist of bad spelling, an intruiging offer ( a kiss etc ) and a threat at the end which really spices it up
The only the worse than chain letters are the people who believe them.
Afterall things like "national kiss day" " Your biggest crush will call you and have phone sex with you" etc are too tempting to give up... right?
Now i've never gone along with a chain letter, but i still see people sending them? do they really work? or are you just too stupid to raelize nothing is going to happen?
an example of a bullshit chain letter.
santy445 (8:17:53 PM): Something good will happen 2 you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 10 years. Tomorrow is National Kiss Day. If you send 15 people this in 15 min you're safe. Something good will happen to you tonight at 11:11 PM. This is not a joke. Someone will either call you or will talk to u no send backs
Hippie Hero 01 (8:18:49 PM): but national kiss day was a couple months ago according to my last chain letter
Hippie Hero 01 (8:18:51 PM): =(
Hippie Hero 01 (8:18:54 PM): i've been jipped
now i challenge you send this chain letter around that i have made up myself
Something great will happen to you tonight at 9:13 if you send this to 25 people ( be sure to annoy the fuck out of them) uhh your biggest crush will make out with you in the back of the gym or something, if you dont send this i will perosnally come to your house and blow your ass up. and remember Tommorow is national kiss day!
TEACH THE FUCKTARDS A LESSON! SEND IT AROUND! ANNOY THE ANNOYERS! FIGHT THE POWERR!