002 - VIDEO POST
[Schu chuckles, focusing the camera on himself.]
It would seem that the ladies want to see what I have to offer. I can't blame them, really... so here it goes.
[He stands before the camera, tossing his red hair over his shoulder as he shrugged off his jacket and began unbuttoning his shirt. He slipped that off his shoulders, and freed his arms, bringing them up above his head to flex his pecs, winking at the camera.]
Although, now that I know I have this camera... I should really use it to my advantage, shouldn't I? Where does Nagilein keep his...
[Schu wanders away from the camera for a moment, and the sound of drawers opening and closing follows. A distant "A-ha!" is heard, and he returns to the camera with a pair of small black briefs on his head. He chuckled, pointing up to them.]
See these? Nagi's underpants. Cute aren't they? He's such a little thing, they almost don't fit over my hair.
[Schu puts his arms over his head and starts to dance to whatever melody has popped into his mind -- perhaps something someone down the hall was listening to. His hips sway back and forth, thrusting forward every once in a while to show off his six-pack and his lithe hipbones. ...then the door opens. Nagi steps into the room, stopping mid-stride as he sees Schuldig, dancing half-naked with his underwear on his head. Schuldig doesn't seem to notice, even as some small pieces of furniture begin to float slowly into the air.
After a few moments, a lamp flies from across the room to whack the German across the face, knocking him to the ground with a THUD, and bringing the video to a staticky end.]
It would seem that the ladies want to see what I have to offer. I can't blame them, really... so here it goes.
[He stands before the camera, tossing his red hair over his shoulder as he shrugged off his jacket and began unbuttoning his shirt. He slipped that off his shoulders, and freed his arms, bringing them up above his head to flex his pecs, winking at the camera.]
Although, now that I know I have this camera... I should really use it to my advantage, shouldn't I? Where does Nagilein keep his...
[Schu wanders away from the camera for a moment, and the sound of drawers opening and closing follows. A distant "A-ha!" is heard, and he returns to the camera with a pair of small black briefs on his head. He chuckled, pointing up to them.]
See these? Nagi's underpants. Cute aren't they? He's such a little thing, they almost don't fit over my hair.
[Schu puts his arms over his head and starts to dance to whatever melody has popped into his mind -- perhaps something someone down the hall was listening to. His hips sway back and forth, thrusting forward every once in a while to show off his six-pack and his lithe hipbones. ...then the door opens. Nagi steps into the room, stopping mid-stride as he sees Schuldig, dancing half-naked with his underwear on his head. Schuldig doesn't seem to notice, even as some small pieces of furniture begin to float slowly into the air.
After a few moments, a lamp flies from across the room to whack the German across the face, knocking him to the ground with a THUD, and bringing the video to a staticky end.]